FEUDALISM: You have 2 cows. Your gentleman he takes part of the milk.
PURE SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows.The government takes her and puts her in a stall together with the cows of all the others.
You must take care of all the cows. The government gives you exactly the milk which you need.
BUREAUCRATIC SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows. The government takes them and puts them in a stable together with the cows of all the other ones. To take care of them it is a group of ex chicken breeders'. You must take care of the hens caught to the ex chicken breeders. The government gives you exactly the milk and the eggs which regulations establish that you need
FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The government she takes both, engages in order that he takes care and the milk sells you you.
PURE COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. Your neighbours help care catch you and everyone divides the milk together.
RUSSIAN COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. You must take care, but the government takes all the milk. DICTATORSHIP: You have 2 cows. The government she takes both and shoots you.
SINGAPORE DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows. The government fines you for the not authorized possession of two animals from stable in a flat.
MILITARY REGIME: You have 2 cows. The government she takes both and recruits you in the army.
PURE DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows. Your neighbours decide who takes the milk.
REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows. Your neighbours name someone in order that he decides who takes the milk.
AMERICAN DEMOCRACY: The government promises to give you 2 cows if it votes him. After the elections, the president is put under impeachment to have speculated about the "bovine futures". The print renames the scandal "Cowgate".
ENGLISH DEMOCRACY: You have 2 cows. You feed you with sheep brain and they go mad. The government does not do anything.
BUREAUCRACY: You have 2 cows. At the beginning the government establishes as you must feed them and when you can milk them. Then he pays you not to milk them. Afterwards she takes both, he kills one, milks the other one and he throws the milk away. In the end he forces you to fill in a few forms to denounce the missing cows.
ANARCHY: You have 2 cows. Or you sell them to an equitable price, or your neighbours try to kill you to catch the cows.
CAPITAL: You have 2 cows. Ne you sell one and buy a bull.
HONG KONG CAPITAL: You have 2 cows. Ne you sell three to your company for actions, using the open credit letters from your brother-in-law at the bank. Then start an action debit exchange with a public offer, and are able to recover to all and four the cows with a fiscal relief for the maintenance of five cows. Rights on the milk of six cows are moved through a Panamanian intermediary to a company of the Cayman Islands of property of the major shareholder, that resells to your Spa rights on the milk of everybody and sects the cows. Annual accounts affirm that the company is proprietary of eight cows, with an option on the purchase of another one. In the meantime you kill the two cows because the milk is bad.
ENVIRONMENTALISM: You have 2 cows. The government forbids you both to milk them and kill them.
FEMINISM: You have 2 cows. Your they get married and adopt a vitelline one.
TOTALITARIANISM: You have 2 cows. The government takes them and denies that they have never existed. The milk is put out law.
CONTROCULTURA: Hey, head ... type there are two cows. Ha! Must really do you a draw of ' am milk.
SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government forces you to take accordion lessons
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS: Are in relationship (the concept of "property" is symbol of a fallocentrico past, warmongering and intolerant) with two different age oxen ( but as much as many precious for the company ) and of not specified kind.
UNDER WINDOWS 95/98: You need some milk: try to milk a cow, obtain the message " mistake of general of protection to the FFFFF horn, if the problem persists contact the ox's supplier ", and everybody and two are installed to you the cows. On Internet you find that is possible bringing drivers up to date, unloading the file "Cow_OK.dll", of 18 mega. After a couple of hours of modem, inSTALLI, you make vacch divide ... pardon, the system, which does not recognize more the mammas. Then you owe reinSTALLARE all over again: you format the cows (to blows), you install WIN95, at that point try milk, and obtain rancid milk. You slaughter the two cows and go on holiday at the Flamingo Hotel
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