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|  1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next
door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms
and pregnancy tests.
20. A £4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going
to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead of asking "Oh, what the hell happened?"
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1.  LittleMel (7638)
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6 years ago
| |  LOL I love it! Thanks, it's really fun. Sounds like signs of getting older too. $ 4 wine? I never have that and I am wine drinker. My back hurts already, typing answers for hours. Yup it's real work in front of computer now. The last one is hillarious !
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2.  shaz6611 (722)
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6 years ago
| |  Lol, gotta love that one.....and isn't it all soooo true!
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| 3. wolfie34 (14489)
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6 years ago
| |  Oh the joys of getting old! Thanks for sharing, I think and reminding us we are grown up and not kids any more, although sometimes I am a big kid! Most ring true, most are scary, cheers Chriss!
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4.  SunSix (11899)
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6 years ago
| |  22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
Thats more like it!
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| 5. maddy37 (4288)
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6 years ago
| |  Here some classic one liners enjoy
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.
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6.  rolcam (12344)
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6 years ago
| |  Thank you for sharing with us.
roland.
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| 8. Alexandria37 (4558)
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6 years ago
| |  I think all of those relate to me. Ha, ha. Here's another one to add to your list.
I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine.
I take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's licence.
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| 9. sunshinecup (5903)
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6 years ago
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| 10. Naomi17 (568)
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6 years ago
| |  8 were true for me but i'm a bit of a kid i'm afraid still go clubbing
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