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myLot reputation of 97/100. thowell (2771)   ranked 237 out of 35,427 in people3 years ago

What are some funny signs that you have seen that you like?

I have a few
1) If mamma ain't happy, nobody's happy
2) Changing the roll of toilet paper does not kill brain cells
3) Mom is on strike
4) I do not skinnydip, I chunky dunk
5) I only have a kitchen because it came with the house
6) And my aviator!! lol

 
 
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1. myLot reputation of 92/100. pinknic (206)   ranked 1,914 out of 35,427 in people   3 years ago

My sister bought my a car sticker that said, 'This is not an abandoned vehicle'. How bloody rude! LOL


myLot reputation of 97/100. thowell (2771)   ranked 237 out of 35,427 in people  3 years ago

lol, that is cute!! Thank you for sharing with us!

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2. myLot reputation of 95/100. kebpete (6858)   ranked 1,162 out of 35,427 in people   3 years ago

i have got one nerve left and you are working on it.


myLot reputation of 97/100. thowell (2771)   ranked 237 out of 35,427 in people  3 years ago

lol this is one of my favorites, I use it all the time! heehee Thank you for sharing

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3. myLot reputation of 92/100. quispy (444)   ranked 3,340 out of 35,427 in people   3 years ago

I have a wooden sign when you enter my house that says
"I love to give homemade gifts, which one of the children do you want?"


myLot reputation of 97/100. thowell (2771)   ranked 237 out of 35,427 in people  3 years ago

lol, I love this one!! I will have to remember it!! Thank you

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4. myLot reputation of 96/100. joey_matthews (5037)   ranked 279 out of 35,427 in people   3 years ago

"i do not skinnydip - i chunky dunk"

you nearly chocked me to death and i wasn't drinking at the time!!

hehe these are very funny. i haven't seen many funny signs, although i do remember some very pointless ones on holiday like. "no parking - park here only" or "public footpath - do not trespass public property" and the funniest one "dogs are allowed, your isn't wife"<-- thats no joke either, for some reason this signs up near the model villege. (alot of people was moaning, i couldn't help be laugh, although it is a private part owned by a lame hotel)

Kudos!
~Joey

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