"True Love" Cake Recipe

Hey, I got a great recipe, and I hope you enjoy it...
INGREDIENTS:
1 healthy guy,
1 healthy woman,
100% commitment,
2 parents' blessing,
1 big bottle of passion.
SPICES:
1 big block of humor,
25 gr vacation,
a lot of prayer,
2 spoon of phone calls,
Mix all spices.
Tips:
Chose guy and woman that mature enough and balanced.
- The guy is not too old and the women should not too young. This will effect in the expire of the cake (better you get one from the House of GOD, a little bit expensive but good quality)
- don't buy in these market named DISCOTIQUE or PARTY because even the look and the smell is good but you can't see what inside.
- Use passion with "FAITH, HOPE & LOVE" brand that has been approved by Department of Health.
HOW TO COOK: - Clean the guy and the woman, peel away their past and leave the pure intention.
- prepare the mold and spread it with commitment and parents' blessing.
- Put all Ingredients in and baked in front of religion leader.
- Put spices on top of the cake.
- The cake is ready to serve.
Catatan:
Kue ini dapat dinikmati oleh pembuatnya seumur hidup dan paling enak
dinikmati dalam keadaan kasih yang hangat. Tapi kalau sudah agak dingin,
tambahkan lagi humor segar secukupnya, rekreasi sesuai selera, serta beberapa potong doa kemudian dihangatkan lagi di oven bermerek "Tempat Ibadah" diatas api cinta.
Setelah mulai hangat, jangan lupa telepon- teleponan bila berjauhan.
Selamat mencoba, dijamin semuanya halal koq!
Selamat menikmati dari 'love' bakery'