In English interesting pun

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1. He is not a grave man until he is a grave. 2. They pray for you today and preyon you tomorrow. 3. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. 4. Time flies like an arrow,fruit flies like a banana. 5. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tyred. 6. She wore a new hairpiece every day and was considered a big wig. 7. Old math teachers never die,they just become irrational. 8. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.