Signs Your Amish Teen's In Trouble
By lprhll
@lprhll (387)
Italy
March 6, 2007 8:58am CST
Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.
In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.
When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou sucketh!"
His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."
You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.
Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening."
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@forjosie (1544)
• Indonesia
7 Mar 07
LIFE AS A MOLE
A family of moles had been hibernating all winter. One beautiful spring morning, they woke up. The father mole stuck his head out of the hole and looked around. "Mother Mole!" He called back down the hole. "Come up here! I smell honey, fresh made honey!"
The mother mole ran up and squeezed in next to him. "That's not honey, that's maple syrup! I smell maple syrup!"
The baby mole, still down in the hole, was sulking. "I can't smell anything down here but molasses...."
