What do you have on your chest ??
By weemam
@weemam (13372)
March 6, 2007 10:34am CST
Ok then call me odd ( my family do) but when I am down and I read the slogans on some T shirts they really make me laugh , A friend sent me these this morning so I thought I would share them xx
Top 15 Women's T-Shirts
1. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
2. I hate everybody, and you're next.
3. And your point is...?
4. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
5. I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
6. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it!
7. Remember my name -- you'll be screaming it later.
8. Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time...
9. Of course I don't look busy... I did it right the first time.
10. Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
11. I'm multitalented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
12. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
13. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
14. All stressed out and no one to choke.
15. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy
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@dana234 (2114)
• Spain
8 Mar 07
Thanks for these T-shirt slogans, lol.
My favourate ones are number six and number twelve. To be honest also number five, even if it´s a bit harsh (but it´s a good way to avoid having to talk to the type of men who don´t seem to understand what the word "no" means.
I had a good laugh.
Have a nice evening.
Dana
@kathy77 (7485)
• Australia
6 Mar 07
Yes, some T shirts can really make you laugh we do not have as many as before on our youngest daughter T Shirt it says I am the cutest one in my family!! I thought it was quite nice at the time she is cute but I do not know if she would be the cute. On mine my T Shirt reads stay out of my kitchen this place is for me alone. And on my husabnd's T Shirt he has one with a picture of a casio saying Bullions that is all that we have here now.
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@freezingfev (815)
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6 Mar 07
i hav a t-shirt sayin...
TOO MANY GUYZ....TOO LITTLE TIME 2 PLAY....!!
also there was one sayin in front....
LOOK BEHIND.... (and then wen u turn the shirt....at the bottom its written...)
WAT ARE U STARING AT U MORON....DONT U HAV ANYTHIN TO DO??!
LOL dat sure was funny.....
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@luintaurien (972)
• United States
7 Mar 07
Oh these are very good. I love them all. My favorite shirt that has a slogan is an American Thunder shirt. It has the lightening in the background and a wolf in the front. Over the wolf it says Only the Strong. Under the wolf it says Survive. I love this shirt since it fits me perfectly.
@apakabar2007 (1693)
• Netherlands
6 Mar 07
My brother has lotsa t'shirt with funny slogans that makes me laught. Since he's majored in computer, one of his fave t'shirt in the one that written : Idiot inside (the actual slogan is intel pentium inside)...hehehe
@whiteheather39 (24403)
• United States
6 Mar 07
These are funny. My favorites are 11, 12 and 13. LOL
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@recycledgoth (9894)
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14 Sep 07
One of my favourite T shirts is decidedly knackered now but reads
"F%^k off, I'm having a bad day"
I also have :-
I am the only GOTH in the village
