Before Kids and After Kids - Interesting Views & Thoughts about Life  |
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|  I got this in my Hot Mom's Club Newsletter and found it quite interesting to read the thoughts and views on things in life before kids and after kids. So take a moment to read them and then let us know how you feel about them - are they true for you - and if not then what makes it different for you!!!
BK - You spend your time engaged in intellectually stimulating conversations with your colleagues.
AK - Conversation?? What's That?? Nowadays you spend your time trying to persuade your child to stop picking their nose in public!!!
BK - You slip lipstick and a credit card into a sleek handbag on your way to the mall!!!
AK - You stuff diapers, wipes, animal crackers, sippy cups, bandaids, coloring books, crayons, Thomas The Tank Engine, and a bottle of aspirin into your diaper bag on your way out to the playground!!!
BK - The kitchen floor is so clean you can eat off it!!!
AK - You can eat off the kitchen floor because there's food all over it!!!
BK - You and your husband consistantly enjoy hot sex!!!
AK - You and your husband occasionally enjoy a hot meal!!!
BK - You coordinate the perfect outfit to wear for a night out dancing!!
AK - You grab something out of the laundry basket and pray that no one at the puppet show will notice the breast milk stain!!!
BK - You save money to treat yourself to a Kate Spade Handbag!!!
AK - You save money to treat your son to a Spongebob Squarepants Backpack!!!
BK - You dine on low calorie, low fat lunches at trendy new restaurants!!
AK - You wolf down someone's leftover pizza and cake at Chuck E Cheese!!!
BK - You can easily finish reading a great book!!!
AK - You are barely able to finish a simple thought!!
BK - Your idea of bliss is being with the one you are in love with!!!
AK - Your idea of bliss is tucking the love(or loves) of your life into bed each night!!!
So what are your thoughts and opinions about this?? Have a Great Day!!!
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1.  fluffyfrog (2612)
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5 years ago
| |  LOL! So true so true! haha The only one that doesnt apply to me is that I do actually manage to read books, but i only have one child so far lol
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 lifeis2good (526)
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5 years ago
| | Glad you enjoyed it and can still achieve reading a whole book!!! We have 2 boys - 14 & 10 - so we really miss out on having much sex at all since our house is so small - you just can't escape them!!! lol | | | |
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2. MJJ1011 (84)
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5 years ago
| |  This so so funny. I am going to have to forward this on to some of my mommy friends. This one is especially true for me:
BK - You and your husband consistantly enjoy hot sex!!!
AK - You and your husband occasinally enjoy a hot meal!!!
My husband and I have found this to be the biggest change for us over the last 5 months since having our daughter.
Thanks for sharing this!
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| lifeis2good (526)
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5 years ago
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| 3. liperoterachel (10130)
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5 years ago
| |  I can relate to many of those, very funny thanks for the post.
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| lifeis2good (526)
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5 years ago
| | Great - glad you too can relate!!! And nice to know you thought it was funny too!!! Hope you have a Great Day!!! | | | |
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| 4. catbvq (310)
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5 years ago
| |  It made me smile. It's humorous but true. But its all worth it. I would trade any situation in the world for the privilege of raising children. For me it is the most satisfying fulfillment of a woman's life. And if I have to do it again, I would do so even a hundred times over. Thank you for sharing this to us.
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| lifeis2good (526)
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5 years ago
| | Great - so glad to hear it made you smile!!! And I so agree with you that having children is a very fulfilling part of our lives!!! | | | |
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