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myLot reputation of 70/100. rolcam (12344) 6 years ago

A Montana cowboy was overseeing his herd in a remote mountainous pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of a dust cloud towards him.

The driver, a young man in a Brioni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

The cowboy looks at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing herd and calmly answers, "Sure, Why not?"

The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite navigation system to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

The young man then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany.


Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored.

He then accesses a MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spreadsheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

Finally, he prints out a full-color, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer and finally turns to the cowboy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

"That's right. Well, I guess you can take one of my calves," says the cowboy.

He watches the young man select one of the animals and looks on amused as the young man stuffs it into the trunk of his car.

Then the cowboy says to the young man, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what your business is, will you give me back my calf?"

The young man thinks about it for a second and then says, "Okay, why not?"

You're a Congressman for the U.S. Government", says the cowboy.

"Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"

"No guessing required." answered the cowboy. "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You tried to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about cows...this is a herd of sheep.

Now give me back my dog.

 

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1. myLot reputation of 94/100. mrsjumppuppy03 (1750)   6 years ago

Never saw that punch line coming. funny funny

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2. myLot reputation of 95/100. scooter1024 (794)   6 years ago

That was funny. I wouldnt have guess that punch line at all.

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3. myLot reputation of 98/100. ossie16d (6321)   6 years ago

Very good and also probably a lot of truth in it as well, so thanks once again for the laugh. :)

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4. myLot reputation of 76/100. aquarian83 (1560)   6 years ago

LOL

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5. myLot reputation of 95/100. estherlou (3835)   6 years ago

That's a good one! I had to copy it to email to my husband! Thanks...


homepany (67)  6 years ago

haha thank for good artical

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6. myLot reputation of 92/100. Kylalynn (1151)   6 years ago

Enjoyed that one!

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7. myLot reputation of 74/100. everlasting (9950)   6 years ago

ha ha ha! maybe all politicians come from the same stock!

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8. myLot reputation of 95/100. riyasam (10958)   6 years ago

yes politics is real dirt

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9. myLot reputation of 97/100. deebomb (10022)   6 years ago

Thanks rolcam for a good belly laugh this morning. That describes politicians so good. They usually don’t have a clue as to what is going on.

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10. myLot reputation of 77/100. ricky1209 (1360)   6 years ago

Why do sardars have see-through lunch box lids?

So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.

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