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|  Truck Driver's Breakfast
A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out There just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is... an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires means three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up and running boards are 2 slices crisp bacon."
"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might want to gas up!"
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 ossie16d (6321)
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6 years ago
| | She certainly did learn fast. Thanks for your response. :) | | | |
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2.  carmat (2752)
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6 years ago
| |  I come from a family of truck drivers and their jokes and I can honestly say I've never heard that one before. Thanks for the laughs!
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| ossie16d (6321)
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6 years ago
| | I am pleased that you enjoyed the joke carmat and thanks very much for your response. :) | | | |
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| 3. firelight (1138)
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6 years ago
| |  lol, great joke!
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| ossie16d (6321)
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6 years ago
| | I am pleased that you enjoyed the joke firelight and thanks very much for your response. :) | | | |
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4.  blueman (6984)
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6 years ago
| |  ...gas.
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| ossie16d (6321)
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6 years ago
| | Thanks for responding. :) | | | |
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| 5. wildguy2 (620)
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6 years ago
| |  I like it lol
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| ossie16d (6321)
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6 years ago
| | I am glad that you enjoyed it. Thanks for reading and responding. :) | | | |
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| 6. Cortney (3034)
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6 years ago
| |  that is a great one.. thanks
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| ossie16d (6321)
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6 years ago
| | I am pleased that you enjoyed it, and thanks for responding. :) | | | |
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| ossie16d (6321)
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6 years ago
| | Pleased that you enjoyed it and thanks for responding. :) | | | |
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| 8. sexysilver (588)
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6 years ago
| |  What a smart blondie! ;)
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| ossie16d (6321)
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6 years ago
| | She sure was/is. Thanks for responding. :) | | | |
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| 9. KrauseHome (18436)
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6 years ago
| |  This is Great... I Love it, and I had never heard this one before. Thanks for the laughs :)
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| ossie16d (6321)
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6 years ago
| | I am pleased that you enjoyed this one KrauseHome and from time to time I do try to post something that gives us all a laugh, which is good for our health too. :) | | | |
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| 10. ausnikki (1566)
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6 years ago
| |  Ha ha ha,That's a great joke.I don't think I've ever heard of a smart blonde joke before :)
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| ossie16d (6321)
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6 years ago
| | Yes it is always good to find a joke that is a little bit different and this one appealed to me because it has a smart blonde angle. By the way I am not blonde but also don't like the stereotyping. :) | | | |
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