Star Wars: Episode III -- Revenge of the Sith  

OK, I really don't want to watch this, not after the debacles of "Episode I" and "Episode II".
George Lucas has tainted his legacy--and I'm not just talking about Jar Jar Binks. Maybe he lost it in his old age. Maybe it was better not to have given him unlimited access to technology, because, yeah, 95 percent of the new flicks are either CGI or CGI-tweaked one way or the other. But the crap that was "The Phantom Menace" was amazingly followed by an even worse movie by the name of "Attack of the Clones". So does that mean Boy Band Vader is even worse than Baby Vader? But hey, give Anakin a break he doesn't "like sand".
What even more exasperating is that, somehow, I know I don't have any choice but to watch it since I saw the first two. Call it closure. Call it masochism. Boy, George, you sure fell to the Dark Side of the Force.