Top 10 Signs Osama Bin Laden Is In Love With You

10. he carved your initials in an infidel.

9. always gets the camel washed and waxed before he comes to pick you up.

8. never forgets to release an Al-Jazeera video on your birthday.

7. you say you enjoy Barry Manilow, next day he sends you Barry Manilow's ear.

6. orders 1 goat milk, 2 straws.

5. says only thing hotter than your body is his scorching hatred for the Zionists.

4. gets a romantic greeting card that reads: "You Jihad Me aT Hello"

3. he lets you call him "Ossie"

2. new intelligence reports puts his whereabouts at Zales.

1. he says everytime he thinks of you, there's an uprising in his pants.