Oh my kids can be so funny! And embarassing!  

I don't have any story that I can think of at the moment, but you sure put a smile on my face. LOL I am rolling with laughter. I can picture it so clearly, and it makes it all the funnier. Aren't kids grand. Thanks for the smile. +++

Oh how funny!! I think I would be keeping stuff like that locked up from now on LOL. Luckily my daughter hasn't gotten into anything too crazy yet. I'm sure my day will come though.

I don't have kids, but I have 2 younger brothers, ages 10 and 6. The 6 year old is hyper active, and bored in school because he's advanced. He talks and gets in trouble because he is bored. My dad went to Parent Teacher's conference and told my brother he was going to give the teacher his business card so she could call him if he acted up (my dad disciplines much more efficiently than the kids' mother.) After the conference my brother went to school and asked a series of questions..."Did my dad come and talk to you?" "Did he give you his business card?" and when the teacher said "yes" and showed him the card as proof, my 6 year old brother said "Oh Sh*t."

I wouldn't ever encourage a child to curse, but found this very amusing indeed.

Well, not funny - but equally yukky.

The roomie was trying to get something off the shelf over the range - too high for this shortie, nearly too high for her & she knocked a bottle off the shelf & it broke. A FULL bottle of Wild Cherry surup. What a mess to clean up, broken glass, sticky surup, cats freaking out.

Or not yukky, one of the people that came to the adoption wanted to hold Booboo & when we went to put him back in the cage, his sister, Cookie, jumped out, while we were catching her, Boo tried to make a break too!!! A rather exciting 30 seconds!

This is freaking hilarious! Thats what you get for falling asleep on an almost 2 year old, and a boy at that! Dont you know they are little explorers and need to get into everything. And the things that make the biggest messes are the most fun. So maybe next time when you actually need that ASTROGLIDE you will think about not alling asleep on a 2 year old.

Kids are a constant source of both amusement and horror! My eldest used to get up to some tricky things as a small child. I found her with a bottle of my makeup foundation one day. She had not only put it all over her face and legs but walked into my bedroom (with pale pink carpet) and was putting it all over the mirrored wardrobes when I caught her. There were little people footprints from the bathroom to my mirror! I picked her up and put her in the bathtub with only luke warm water and then rang my mum and cried! Very funny now but no fun to remove makeup from floor, walls and little bodies. She has upturned pot plants in the house and even been brought home from a building site up the street when she somehow let herself out of the house and wandered off at the age of 2!! The construction worker said she climbed in hiis ute and was playing with his dog! She is still my little handful who has had someone definately watching over her from above I think!!

LOL! That is an awesome story haha Well I dont have any funny ones yet since my daughter is still so young but I remember there was a great video on americas funniest home videos several years back. The mom walked into her room and her sons were sticking her maxi pads (with wings) on the windows and all the furniture LOL She asked them why they were doing it and they said, "because they are cool airplane stickers!" LMAO

LOL, I can't think of anything for laughing!

I'm glad you got it cleaned up lol, but I can just imagine the look on your face LOL.

For this you get a big old +++ LOL

Thanks for putting a huge smile on my face :D

I know I have many but of course can't remember them!! Last week I was exersicing and my son was playing in his room, he took the Vicks Vapor Rub out of his dresser drawer and smeared it all over his bedroom window and door!! It was so gross I made my husband clean it up. We were playing outside a few weeks ago and when we got inside I went to change my son's diaper and there were three little rocks in there...he must have snuck them in there while we all were playing (he is 2). Little boys sure are mischevious!!! He got ahold of his baby powder but couldn't open it so I wasn't worried about him, then later in the day I was on the phone and he got it open and poured it ALL over our couch and then made a nice pile of it on the floor!! It was a mess! If I think of anything else good I will post it later =)

hehe yes kids certainly make you tidy up for sure. Our five year old happily announced to her first school assembly that she was sorry her daddy couldnt be there because he had to go to prison. The fact that he worked there was not made clear.
Oh and my now Seven year old once told me to take my earings out and push my head up my bottom. I thought this showed great inventivness,
blessed be