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 Top 10 List of what Moms REALLY wanted for Mother's Day, Birthday's, whenever....
10. To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a soda
without any "floaties" (ie, backwash).
9. To have my daughter answer a question without rolling her eyes in
that "Why is this person my mother?" way.
8. Five pounds of chocolate that won't add twenty.
7. A shower without a child peeking through the curtain with a "Hi Ya
Mom!" just as I put a razor to my ankle.
6. A full time cleaning person who looks like Brad Pitt (Matt Damon
for me!).
5. For my teenager to announce "Hey, Mom! I got a full scholarship and
a job all in the same day!"
4. A grocery store that doesn't have candy/gum/cheap toys displayed at
the checkout line.
3. To have a family meal without a discussion about bodily secretions.
2. To be able to step on a plane with my toddlers and NOT have someone
moan, "Oh no! Why me...!"
1. Four words:Fisher Price Play Prison!
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| 1. duchangle (11) | 3 years ago |  i guess you are very happy,are they your daughter and son? and they are very lovely!
(i am a chinese and my english is poor,if there are some mistakes in my response please point out,and i will correct the next time.thank you!)
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| 2. lovethatburns (84) | 3 years ago |  Haha! That just made my day, heh.
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3.  lightningMD (5658) | 3 years ago |  that was great and oh so true..thanks for sharing it...
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| 5. momoffour (56) | 3 years ago |  I really enjoyed that thank you for brightening my day. I cannot remember the last time I ate a candy bar alone. The eye rolling from my daughter is another thing I can certainly relate to... and the Fisher Price play prision... I love it.
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