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myLot reputation of 98/100. raydene (5491) 5 years ago

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)


 

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1. myLot reputation of 96/100. deesamps (469)   5 years ago

Thanks for the interesting read. I really enjoy your stuff that you put on here.

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2. myLot reputation of 96/100. mummymo (11642)   ranked 8 out of 129 in jokes   5 years ago

Thanks honey - they must think we are all mad - or are we and they are the sane ones? no matter someone is sane and someone is mad - thanks for the chuckle! xxx


myLot reputation of 98/100. raydene (5491)  5 years ago

You're welcome and it is great that I'm 1 minute behind you right her.
Hugs

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3. myLot reputation of 34/100. davis123 (436)   5 years ago

those sre some crazy labels haha well thanks for posting

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4. myLot reputation of 99/100. ElicBxn (24692)   5 years ago

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Gee, I didn't need the whole costume, a towel pinned around my neck worked just fine when I was a kid....

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5. myLot reputation of 93/100. winterose (18789)   5 years ago

sometime you wonder who writes these things, but when the labels don't contain all this info, some lame brain gets hurts and then sues the company.

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6. myLot reputation of 98/100. 4MYGIRLS (5062)   5 years ago

those are so funny. i never really thought about them so much before. thanks for the laugh.

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7. myLot reputation of 14/100. y4175317 (195)   5 years ago

:))
that's a little bit crazy labels. but thanks for your label's posting

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