My hubby and I struck a deal  |
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|  Just a warning, this discussion is sort of sick. My hubby has this fascination with anal sex, I obliged him on a couple occassions, but it's just not my thing. He's in a good mood today(as opposed to last night)and was joking around with me about the only way he'd let me drive his new car is if I'd let him have his way with me, meaning anally. (Yuck)I don't really want to drive his new car, I have a brand new minivan, why would I care about his car? Men and their cars I guess. Anyway, I told him that I didn't want to drive his car, but obviously he wants my bootie so if he really wants it here was the deal...I'd give him anal sex at least once a month (for 6 months but not to the excess where it would cause anal leakage, I've read stories) in exchange for Dave Matthews Band tickets August 25 at Alpine Valley, $100 Victorias Secret gift card, 6 bottles of my favorite wine ($20 a bottle), and $150 cash to spend however I wanted. My thinking is that he wouldn't take me up on such an outrageous offer. He must want it real bad, because he did take me up on it. I told him I wanted all my gifts up front before he got anything, and I'll be darned he did it! Which kinda stinks because I don't even really like Victorias Secret, if I had known he was going to take me serious I would've asked for $100 gift card elsewhere. I think this is all pretty funny, even married men will go to ridiculous lenghts to get things they want sexually. Silly boy...LOL Anyway, have you ever struck deals with your significant other? How much trouble do you think I'll be in if I don't hold up my end of the bargain? that would betray some trust though, can't have that!
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1.  Myrrdin (1641)
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5 years ago
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| soccermom (1810)
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5 years ago
| | I think my hubby likes the idea of getting things he can't have. Sad part is this all started as a joke, guess he really called my bluff this time! | | | |
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2.  jchampany (689)
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5 years ago
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| soccermom (1810)
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5 years ago
| | We'vw always had this weird way of pushing each other and calling one anothers bluffs, I guess he really stuck it to me this time! LOL He respects my wishes, and to be honest I'm not finding this to be too big of a deal. I highly doubt he's gonna hold me upon my end of the bargain for too long, and at least I'm not doing it for nothing! LOL | | | |
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| 3. gadget_kat (306)
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5 years ago
| |  I've let my husband do that to me, but I don't strike deals with him. It's not my favorite thing to do, but, the way I see it, I'd rather it be with me, than him going somewhere else. Marriage is 50/50, give and take. What you're describing makes it sound like he's paying you for a service. That's not what marriage is about. I let him do something to me that he likes, and he'll return the favor, sexually, by doing something that I like.
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| jchampany (689)
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5 years ago
| | Well, it sounds to me like she didn't want anything sexual in return. I think she got what she wanted. Which is the same as you wanting something in return - only difference is you expect sexual return, she wanted material stuff. Same - same. I think the fact she struck the deal is enough. My ex was crazy if he thought I was going to do that. I tried it once and NEVER again. Most painful damn thing I have ever done! | | | |
| jchampany (689)
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5 years ago
| | And I have two kids!!! | | | |
| gadget_kat (306)
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5 years ago
| | Oh, I don't even ask my husband to do anything in return. He'll just go ahead and do it, to make me happy, since I'm making him happy.
We don't do THAT often, just once in a great while to spice things up. It can be a little painful, but I think the pain does subside once you get used to it.
And I'm a mom, also, to 2 kids, so I know pain! LOL! | | | |
| soccermom (1810)
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| 4. 4cuteboys (2889)
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5 years ago
| |  HA I think that's a pretty sweet deal for you. I'd do it in a heartbeat! I love DMB too! Anyways if you try to back out now, he might try to get interest or something! Although maybe you can stall a little bit and he might forget. Men are funny like that! Just buy him a new video game and call it even! ;)
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| soccermom (1810)
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5 years ago
| | Good idea, if I add up all the Xbox 360 games he has bought since the beginning of the year and I didn't get anything I think i'd be able to call it even and be off the hook! LOL I don't see him holding me up on this "deal" for too long, and even if he does, I got what I asked for! | | | |
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| 5. lonewolfnan (2839)
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| soccermom (1810)
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| | I was getting ready to call out security to handle the "line" of people as I was typing. LOL I wish I would've thought of asking for a vacation, he may not have called my bluff so quick then! LOL I have a best friend who likes it anally, I could never understand it. I can garauntee( i can never spell that word) you that later I will be chanting in my head "lonewolfnan said this isn't dirty" over and over! LOL | | | |
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| 6. QueenKaren (1223)
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| 7. mamasan34 (4084)
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5 years ago
| |  That is a very interesting deal! I would however ask for $150 a month for extra spending cash as long as this once a month thing goes on. You should get something out of it! LOL, yes, I have struck deals with my past boyfriends. Usually my requests are so outrageous they never end up keeping the bargain. LOL!
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| soccermom (1810)
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5 years ago
| | I thought about asking for $150 a month, but then I thought that was to "hookerish". LOL Besides, I keep most of my paychecks, I just threw in the $150 thinking that he would say no way. Guess I was wrong on that one! | | | |
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| 8. jennysp8 (614)
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5 years ago
| |  Oh my goodness! That's too funny!! What is it with this obsession guys have? I'll never understand...But I think you made out very well considering the fact and you really should hold up your end of the deal. He did what you asked now it's time for you to pay uo ;-)
His heart would be broken if you back out and you already brought his wallet so you don't want to do that! LOL
I personally have never struck such a deal with my husband but now you've got me thinking........
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| soccermom (1810)
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5 years ago
| | I don't understand what the big deal is either. I think they subconciously get off on thinking they are violating you in a twisted way. I'm just gonna get it done with and act like it was no big deal, then he'll probably lose interest in it and I still get all my goodies! | | | |
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| 10. Stiletto (3189)
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| soccermom (1810)
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| | Here's the only problem stiletto, for 6 years we have been a no holds barred, anything goes kinda couple, with the exception of my poor bootie. I guess I'm gonna have to pay the fiddler do to speak. When will I learn to keep my mouth shut? LOL | | | |
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