epic movie - The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one reared by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks); another, a refugee from Mexican 'libre' wrestling; the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane; and the fourth a 'normal' resident of a mutant 'X'-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a silent 'G'). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White of Gnarnia. EPIC MOVIE comes from the new masters of the parody genre - Jason Friedberg & Aaron Seltzer - who now set their parodic sights on the largest genre of them all: Hollywood's big-budget, special effects-laden, blockbuster franchise films. After successfully skewering the scary movie and romantic comedy franchises as two of the six writers of 'Scary Movie,' and as the writers/director of 'Date Movie,' the duo now focus on this untapped niche - Hollywood's esummer and fall tentpoles - proving once again that they are proud of being 'first to be second.'