Avril Lavigne - From the June issue. Best proof Avril hasn't lost her sense of humor and/or may be less smart than we think:'Lavigne claims, 'I used to drink like a motHER :X. But I'm way more mature now … I don't drink that much … only in moderation.' So when's the last time you puked? 'Last week.''Best reason for Avril to get older: She spent her last birthday drinking Jäger shots, drunken scooter-driving, and throwing up on the side of the road. Best metaphor for her music and/or unintentional suggestion for an Avril-themed drink:'Christmas candy canes dissolved in Red Bull spiked with Everclear.'Best reason to believe her marriage to Sum 41's Deryck Whibley will last:'Whibley, apparently, doesn't get too freaked out if Avril barfs in both the 'hers and his' bathrooms in their new house.'Best reason why her song'I Can Do Better' is so friggin' awesome (hic!): She drank an entire bottle of Limoncello while recording it.