Funny t-shirt - I would never wear this shirt--it's not only the sentiment, but the color is hideous! OMG, lemon yellow? I'd have to say this is some frat boy's idea of an ideal 'pick-up' helper. It advertises what he wants, even when he's to drunk to say it! And if he's too drunk to say it, you know he ain't gonna get it up either! Ah, if I get booted for THIS, oh well! It's been fun!