Lazy Drinker - I'm not sure spending the day pounding Blue Hawaiians is the best recipe for building positive family relations, but if getting smashed on cocktails says 'Thanksgiving' to you, try out the Lazy Drinker automated bartending system. The programmable cocktail dispenser is essentially a customized cooler that works with a CO2 tank and can be hooked up to your home computer. The software allows users to select from a list of 5,000 drinks and then dispenses the freshly mixed cocktail in a jiffy. The Lazy Drinker comes in 8-valve and 16-valve versions. The 8-valve version runs for $550, but the salacious family gossip you get from a loose-lipped Aunt Barbara could make it worth every penny.