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Baconstripsxxx @BACONSTRIPSXXX (18039) • Torrington, Connecticut 19 May

Have you heard the news? Trump has hired captain Jack sparrow to take down the Iranians and open the strait of Hormuz. Finally our gas prices will go down, jejejejeje I figured we get a good laugh as his whole presidency is a...

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April Fool's Day.

rakski @rakski (156260) • Philippines 31 Mar

I know I am early for this but to some here, it is already the first of April. I don’t usually pull pranks, but I do enjoy a good, harmless joke. What I find funny are those simple tricks that still manage to catch...

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Temu Is a Joke That Never Ends

Jim Bauer @porwest (112780) • United States 11 Oct 24

I mean seriously, how is Temu even in business anymore? The many memes are simply...true. It's the BIGGEST scam company that ever existed who continues to get order after order and people just still buy stuff from...

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My April Fools Joke Didn't Work

Kharla Jolly @kobesbuddy (78833) • East Tawas, Michigan 3 Apr 24

On April 1st, I seldom do anything to create a prank. This year, I decided to leave a text message for Jay, my husband. I was hoping to get him on his toes. I said that I was locked up in the county jail and he needed to find me...

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An invention I know I will never need

lady Di @lady1993 (27221) • Philippines 5 Jul 23

A reclining toilet. Scrolling through tiktok, this was on my page. It looks like Ben Cumberbatch. Pretty sure it is a joke, since who actually needs that? I think it would also make doing your business more difficult....

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The email said: Stop Washing Your Chicken!

James Higgins @JamesHxstatic (29410) • Eugene, Oregon 2 Feb 23

I was quite surprised at that. I never wash my chicken; he hates getting his feathers wet! . Or, I could say, I never wash him in the sink, he likes the bathtub better. Lame joke, but I couldn't resist. I...

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Those Silly Chipmunks

celticeagle @celticeagle (189819) • Boise, Idaho 26 Mar 22

Remember The Chipmunks? Back in 2009 my daughter and I took my grandson to see The Squeakquel. Cute. We got the 3D glasses and it did step it up a bit. They started out in 1958 as an animated virtual band developed by Ross...

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Wednesday, 16 March 22

Bensen32 @Bensen32 (28658) • United States 16 Mar 22

Good day to you all hope you’re doing well. Been a few days since I have posted anything, been working like mad and coming home and settling in and getting some sleep. Nothing really exciting going on. Well, the gas here went...

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OMG! Now THIS is Funny!

DE @DaddyEvil (174281) • United States 8 Dec 21

People online are going crazy over something funny! The Natural History Museum in London has given it's animatronic T-Rex a Christmas sweater... And the joke going around the internet is how is he supposed to take the sweater off...

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Universal Basic Income survey - what a joke

Bensen32 @Bensen32 (28658) • United States 7 Oct 21

Hello, I was just reading an article that the headline said, “Most American’s approve of a Universal Basic Income”. I can’t say I am for it or against it really. I would need to know a lot more about it, like how much are we...

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Did you ever laugh in church?

TerribleMan @TerribleMan (579) • India 15 Sep 21

Church is a place where we need to be very serious However, the human mind does not know this. The mind is like a horse or monkey. Sometimes, we are reminded of some funny joke which makes us laugh suddenly. Has it ever happened...

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Short story: A tale about the funny Zen master

emptychair @innertalks (23734) • Australia 1 Aug 21

Relekla Zorbraski was a funny woman. She was the Zen master of the Bonzai monastery. Every morning, instead of giving a lecture to her students, she would simply tell them a joke. [b]Then, she would look at them...

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@ d Lube Bay

eileenleyva @eileenleyva (27555) • Philippines 19 May 21

Change oil and filter was long overdue. A mall guard did approach me to switch off engine, the exhaust could harm passers-by. So I made a date with Don, the mechanic, yesterday. Surprised he said 8 o'clock this morning. He's...

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When a joke goes wrong

Fleur @Fleura (34935) • United Kingdom 12 Feb 21

The post by @JudyEv just made me think of this - although it isn’t at all the same, but it is joke-related! Our village has a Facebook group. I’ve never joined Facebook so I can’t post on it, but as it’s a public group I can read...

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Exhausted: I Hate Power Outage...

Shavkat @Shavkat (141906) • Philippines 5 Feb 21

As of this moment, I was so toxic because of the unannounced power outage. My brother keeps on shouting that it is brownout. Despite this, I managed to crack a joke with him. Why do we need to call it 'brownout'? It...

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"What do you usually say when you're surprised?"

Shavkat @Shavkat (141906) • Philippines 20 Jan 21

I am sure some of you say things when being surprised. It can be foul words or good words. I remembered my granny always says that 'I am crazy' if I surprised her with certain statements. I sometimes make a joke on her that she...

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Unity and Compromise

Bensen32 @Bensen32 (28658) • United States 15 Jan 21

What does Unity and compromise mean? I guess I don’t understand what those words mean or at least the Democraps have a different meaning to them. I keep hearing about how they are talking about Unity and Compromise, yet I...

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Funny jokes, dinner posts, error messages and gone hiking.

The Horse @TheHorse (238277) • Walnut Creek, California 21 Nov 20

Had my first cup of coffee brewed, my shorts on, checked to make sure the sun and sky were still there (they were), fed kitty, and sat down to MyLot a bit. Error Message. So I went and got my laundry out of the dryer, came back,...

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Will this post be deleted?

The Horse @TheHorse (238277) • Walnut Creek, California 6 Nov 20

I know we're not allowed to post jokes here, as those are easily downloaded from the internet, like recipes. But are we allowed to post punchlines, and ask whether others can remember the joke? I've heard a lot of good jokes...

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An Invite to a Banquet

eileenleyva @eileenleyva (27555) • Philippines 2 Nov 20

Once upon a time, God did send His angels to invite people to His banquet. Do you know the contents in the invite? If not, most likely, you did not receive an invite. Joke! This is not an original. This is an old barber shop...

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