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...your health. This what I am reminding our little miss in the house. Since she is a witty girl, a statement struck me unexpectedly. She said, "Potatoes are like other vegetables and vegetables can make us healthy. Then, I can...

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Potato Chips is not good for...

Shavkat @Shavkat (141906) • Philippines 24 Jul 20

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Frankenstein Wears Doggy Underwear

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 1 Nov 18

Frankenstein wears doggy underwear. Have you seen it? Do you care? Frankenstein wears Mickey Mouse ears. Have you seen it? Is he sincere? Frankenstein wears big, floppy shoes. Have you seen it? Are they red, white, and...

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Yesterday night I forgot to set the morning alarm so I woke late today's morning... Usually I take train to go to my college.. my train arrives at 6:50 in the morning...and yeah I was late to the Railway station..I was there by...

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Today was so late

Kuttu @Kuttu_007 (1939) • India 7 Sep 18

Fortune Cookie Sayings #45

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 6 Jun 18

It is Wednesday. A perfect day for more fortune cookie sayings. 1. Never sneeze while on a trapeze. 2. Late to work, lose a perk. 3. You're pretty square if you run around in circles. 4. Going to a fair is good. Having an...

fortune cookie sayings

Do you like prunes? Oh please tell me why. I like them so much That I wear them on my tie. Does that sound silly? Well it's certainly in style. Wear prunes for eye rings And stay for awhile. Prunes are delicious With gin and...

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Do You Like Prunes?

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 31 Mar 18

prunes

Laundry to the moon, Will I ever be done? It looks like there's enough dirty clothes To weigh over a ton. Why did I accumulate this? Laziness, I guess, But now I'm surrounded By an enormous mess. Where shall I begin? I haven't...

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Laundry to the Moon

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 18 Mar 18

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New Fortune Cookie Sayings #20

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 6 Mar 18

Here is a new batch of fortune cookie sayings: 1. You'll never get cleaned in a tub of ice cream. 2. Beware of your dream date that starts getting hairy under a full moon. 3. A body that resembles a bread box will not bring...

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sayings

Hi All, I have been watching "Friends" series since ages, its a stress buster for me. I enjoy it a lot. I like all the character from the show. the four lead, Rachel, Monica, Phoebe, Ross, Chandler, Joey. My Favourite is Phoebe...

Which is your favourite character from "Friends" and why?

yogeshdhusa @yogeshdhusa (2236) • India 24 Jan 18

friends

Oops! I spilled the coffee. Oops! I dropped the mug. Oops! I tripped over your foot. Oops! I muddied the rug. Oops! I knocked over the vase. Oops! I stepped on a squishy bug. Oops! I'm sorry about this. Oops! I'm sorry about...

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Oops! (A Poem)

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 11 Jun 17

The Nowhere Man came back. But where did he go? What did he see? The Nowhere Man looks Into the endless sky. He's dressed wearing nothing But a Nowhere tie. It's quiet here in Nowhere Land. No one to talk to, Not a woman or...

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Nowhere Man Returns (A Poem)

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 6 Jun 17

Beakie the Crow has new words of wisdom. Let's see what is on Beakie's mind. (1) Spring break is all about breaking things like glasses and dishes. Don't overdue it. (2) A dove may be a symbol of peace but who really wants a...

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Beakie the Crow Speaks Again

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 27 Mar 17

crow

Popcorn, popcorn, Let er' pop. Pop from the bottom. Pop to the top. Pop in a bag Larger than a home. Pop, pop, pop, To the top of a dome. Pop even more. Up into the sky. Pop, pop, pop, Oh me, oh my. Pop, pop, pop, Will it ever...

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Popcorn to the Moon (A Poem)

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 1 Mar 17

popcorn

Little girl with the crocodile smile, Come over here for a chat. Tell me about the time that you mistook A pigeon for a bat. Tell me about the time that you saw A UFO. Was it round or was it flat? Tell me, I need to know. Tell...

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Crocodile Smile (A Poem)

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 9 Feb 17

Daffy Duck Got stuck in the muck. Daffy Duck Was struck by a hockey puck. Daffy Duck Bet on the horses and lost. He was out of luck. Daffy Duck Wasn't careful and He got struck by a truck. Poor Daffy Duck, That's all folks.

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Daffy Duck in the Muck (A Poem)

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 30 Jan 17

daffy duck

I am a banana. I appeal to you. I am a banana. I'm a slippery fellow. I am a banana. I a ripe, old guy. I am a banana. At first, I'm all green. I settle down into a mellow yellow. Finally, I get brown spots. I am a...

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I am a Banana (A Poem)

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 27 Jan 17

banana

Belly fat, Worn out hat, Who cares? It's time for a chat. Belly fat, Watch out cat. Rest upon Your comfy mat. Belly fat, I spy a rat. Time to chase it. Go ahead cat. Belly fat, Pat, pat, pat, Oh how I wish That it was nice and...

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Belly Fat (A Poem)

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 22 Jan 17

belly fat

Penny for your thoughts is what I'd like to see. One penny for you and one penny for me. One penny for the butcher. One penny for the baker. One penny for the plumber, And the candy maker. One penny for the doctor. One penny for...

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Penny for Your Thoughts (A Poem)

Steve West @zebra2222 (5268) • United States 12 Jan 17