Bar Stool / myLot

tessah @tessah (6617) • United States 8 Jan 09

i couldnt find the humor section.. so im tossin this in here instead. i felt like sharing enjoy! A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the...

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tamarafireheart @tamarafireheart (15384) 6 Aug 08

Hello all my friends at Mylot and Mtlotters, After I went to bed way past midnight, more like way past 4.a.m I fell asleep and had this strange dream about my exboyfriend I had more then 30 years ago. He broke up with me one...

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m0mmy0f03 @m0mmy0f03 (364) • United States 19 Jun 08

So last night around 9pm I was getting ready to blog on mylot. When I heard a loud noise a turned around and my 4 year old daughter had fell off the are bar stool. I jumped up and ran over to her. Soon as I moved her blood went...

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gigglez79 @gigglez79 (137) • United States 21 Apr 08

Ok, Has anyone done something so insane either sober or drunk that you hear about it today? I have 2 of them to be exact, both had to be when I had one too many to drink:1) I don't remember what was being said to me, but usually...

zenmachado @zenmachado (1617) • United States 19 Mar 08

"Fearing and Loathing in Los Angeles" I feel stuck. Like I am in a rut As if I were Steve Urkel.. Fell and can't get up Regardless of what I do, Ill surely muck it up Maybe everything is fake and I'm...

ParaTed2k @ParaTed2k (22940) • Sheboygan, Wisconsin 7 Dec 07

The incompetent press is whining and crying like the babies they are! Why? Because the CIA actually doesn't consider itself the audio visual department of the AP, CNN or the New York Times. This must burst their arrogant...

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beautyqueen26 @beautyqueen26 (16030) • United States 5 Sep 07

When I was a little kid we had a snack bar with four really high bar stool style chairs. It's all we knew and even though it was perilous getting up and down off those things, nobody complained. Actually, it was kind of fun, cause...

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JanMags @JanMags (724) • Philippines 28 Jun 07

guys are lucky because rarely do men have cellulite and severe stretch marks. i've read from a couple of male bloggers that they don't really mind if their women had cellulite or stretch marks and i was thinking, "Really??" isn't...

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breepeace @breepeace (3014) • Canada 27 May 07

I've posted some great stuff on freecycle -- my old acoustic guitar, a beautiful CD rack, a bar stool I loved but that didn't fit in with my decorating scheme -- all stuff I probably could have got a few dollars for at least at a...

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ashishlijhara @ashishlijhara (584) • India 21 Apr 07

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" In a hushed voice, the guy next to him him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is...

liveonlove @liveonlove (350) • India 20 Mar 07

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar...

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mari61960 @mari61960 (4893) • United States 14 Mar 07

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar...

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lprhll @lprhll (387) • Italy 6 Mar 07

Bar Pick-up A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. After a couple of sips he looks up and sees a woman sitting at the end of the bar. He calls the bartender over and says he'd like to buy the lady a drink. The bartender...

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shayneyu @shayneyu (211) • China 6 Dec 06

OH, the places Paige has been. Like all the top New Yorkers, she dines downtown at Mercer Kitchen, eyes the heart of palm at the deli E.A.T. on Madison Avenue and appraises the calfskin boots at Gucci. “We even drink together,”...

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nolciean06 @nolciean06 (444) • United States 16 Nov 06

What is the stupidest and most embarrassing thing that you have ever did or has happened to you? I really don't have any besides getting sang Happy Birthday by Hooter girls and having to stand on the bar stool, when it wasnt even...

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