If Britney Spears wanted to distract the paparazzi from that newly minted tattoo on her wrist, she sure picked a heck of a way to go about it. A newly bald Britney was spotted entering a Sherman...

If John Mayer and Jessica Simpson aren't dating, they sure act like they are. "She's a lovely woman, and I'm glad to be with her," is what he told Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet—in Japanese. And...

We're no rehab experts, but shoudn't Linds be focusing more on her health and less on her BlackBerry?

Uh, Tobey, may we recommend regrowing the beard? Without it, no one's gonna believe you're a husband and father bringing home his new baby girl.

It's not her birthday, but somebody (DJ AM, maybe?) sent Mandy flowers. Sunddenly, we're thinking Nicole Richie made a big mistake. Huge.

Hair today, gone tommorow. That goes for the platinum 'do and the lastest accessory boy.'

By the time you read this, Eddie will probably be rebounding with a Spice Girl. Oh, wait... he already did that!

This photo belongs in the wedding section of The New York Times. Or, you know, as part of the ad campaign for the reality show that would inevitably follow the nuptials.