zipzipzop

@zipzipzop (419)

China • Age 47

Joined myLot 17 years ago

Welcome to my life!

Discussions (122)

zipzipzop's Discussions

solid wood lift up top coffee table table

zipzipzop @zipzipzop (419) • China 27 Nov 07

1) Select oak veneers and solids 2) rich warm finish 3) leaded glass door inserts 4) castered cocktail table with lift up 5) top up toword you for dining or computer use.

coffee table

lift up

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would you buy something from eBay?

zipzipzop @zipzipzop (419) • China 26 Nov 07

As the title, would you like to buy your items from eBay? If so, whose kinds of items is your interesting? would you like to buy furniture from eBay? If your children need a bunk bed, will you buy it from ebay? Anyway, Thank you...

bunk bed

ebay

furniture

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1 person

The flight of youth

zipzipzop @zipzipzop (419) • China 15 May 07

There are gains for all our losses; There are balms for all our pains; But when youth, the dream, departs, It takes something from our hearts, And it never comes again. We are stronger, and are better. Under manhood's...

Making his mark

zipzipzop @zipzipzop (419) • China 15 May 07

A man from the state of Chu was a crossing a river. In the boot, his sword fell in to the water. Immediately he made a mark on the boat. "This is where my sword fell off," he said. When the boat stopping moving, he went into the...

boat

mark

sword

Aping a beauty

zipzipzop @zipzipzop (419) • China 15 May 07

Xi Shi, a famous beauty, had a pain in her bosom, so she had a frownon her face when she went out, An ugly girl named Dong Shi who lived nearby saw her and thought she was very beautiful. Therefore when she went home, she also put...

beauty

bosom

thought

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a second

zipzipzop @zipzipzop (419) • China 15 May 07

A man goes to church and starts talking to God. He says:"God, what is a million dollars to you?" And God says:"A penny," Then the man says:"what is a million years to you?" God says:"A second." Then the man says:"God, can I...

a second

god

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To be polite

zipzipzop @zipzipzop (419) • China 15 May 07

One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak to himself. Tom wasn't happy about that:"When are you going to learn to be...

dinner

polite

steak

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no changes

zipzipzop @zipzipzop (419) • China 15 May 07

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order. There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked,...

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h2o

zipzipzop @zipzipzop (419) • China 15 May 07

An instructor in chemical warfare asked the soldiers in his class:"Anyone knows the formula for water?" "Sure, it's easy." said one man. "What is it?" "H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O." "What, what?" reasked the instructor. "H to O,"...

expert

h2o

instructor

e-book

zipzipzop @zipzipzop (419) • China 15 May 07

Hello, everyone! I find some person wanted to sell his/her e-book on the internet. I don't know it. So who can tell me what is e-book? why does someone want to sell it on the net? Can we get benefit from that and how to do it?...

benefit

internet

sharing everything

zipzipzop @zipzipzop (419) • China 15 May 07

A young man saw a couple sitting down to lunch at Mcdonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentlemen carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one...

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The money

zipzipzop @zipzipzop (419) • China 14 May 07

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He takes his first sip and sits it down. While he is looking around the bar, a monkey swings down and steals the pint of beer from him before he is able to stop the monkey. The man asked...

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English Opera singers "translated" into English

zipzipzop @zipzipzop (419) • China 14 May 07

Britions may not be the world's greatest linguists, but an opera company's decision to its performances has raised eyebrows as it only sings in English. The move by the English National Opera(ENO), that is based in central London,...

creative

zipzipzop @zipzipzop (419) • China 14 May 07

Appling for my first job, I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training, I answered truthfully that i had spent three years in computer programming classes. I got...

sleepless in Asia

zipzipzop @zipzipzop (419) • China 14 May 07

People in Asia burn the midnight oil, sleeping later than most Americans and Europeans and then waking up earier, a global survey on sleep habits has found.The poil of 14,100 people in 28 countries and regions showed 40 percent of...

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season pass

zipzipzop @zipzipzop (419) • China 14 May 07

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the famle students. Anybody caught breaking...

Life after death

zipzipzop @zipzipzop (419) • China 14 May 07

"Do you believe in life after death?" the boss asked one of his employees. "Yes, sir." the new recruit replied. "Well, then, that makes everything just fine," the boss went on. "After you left early yesterday to go to your...

Discussing

zipzipzop @zipzipzop (419) • China 14 May 07

Two roaches were munching on garbage in an alley when one engages a discussion about a new restaurant. "I was in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless, and the floors are...

discussing

restaurant

roach

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1 person

dog

zipzipzop @zipzipzop (419) • China 14 May 07

A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asked the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." The man tried to pet the dog and the dog bites him. "Ouch," he says, "I thought...

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How did you even get here

zipzipzop @zipzipzop (419) • China 14 May 07

one winter morning, an employee exlained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two." The boss eyed him suspiciously. "oh, yeah? Then how did you...

employee

get here

slippery