BillyJoe JimBob Brewsucker

@PhredWreck (8308)

Olney, Illinois • Age 62

Joined myLot 9 years ago

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BillyJoe JimBob Brewsucker's Discussions

I wuz fitna sed sumpin yeddiday

BillyJoe JimBob Brewsucker @PhredWreck (8308) • Olney, Illinois 16 Aug

Or "I was going to say something about this yesterday" depending upon your local dialect. But I said a bunch of something yesterday for a few hours and of course I said it during the period that all the...

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'Ode to the Lady in the Wheelchair at the Corner of Butler & Camp Who Screamed at Me From the Sidewalk to Slow Down as I Drove Past Down the Road Doing 30 m.p.h. in a 30 m.p.h. Zone'

BillyJoe JimBob Brewsucker @PhredWreck (8308) • Olney, Illinois 13 Aug

This is a short composition I wrote based on a true story that occurred in the Summer of 2013. I have ruminated, and occasionally rumbled, about this off-and-on throughout the intervening years without ever being able to...

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Death/killing in a small town - will it be called murder or self-defense?

BillyJoe JimBob Brewsucker @PhredWreck (8308) • Olney, Illinois 13 Aug

And I'd be willing to bet all your money it is drug-related. (I'm too poor to bet all of mine even on a guaranteed winner.) This is not someone I liked much, in fact not at all really. But someone in Olney went as far as...

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Cat Video with NSFW Audio

BillyJoe JimBob Brewsucker @PhredWreck (8308) • Olney, Illinois 8 Aug

It wasn't a total cat-ass-trophy like it is in the photo. Early this morning P.T. got it stuck in his little cat noggin that he REALLY wanted a skwirl. Doesn't matter that he has NEVER caught one - once a...

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A light breakfast

BillyJoe JimBob Brewsucker @PhredWreck (8308) • Olney, Illinois 8 Aug

My doctor said eating a light breakfast would help me lose weight so I decided today was the day I would begin my weight-loss journey with this light breakfast. But these 60-watt bulbs didn't feel all that light. In fact...

breakfast

light breakfast

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I know some mylotters have said they need rain and I have had enough rain recently that I decided to send some rain to those in need of it by using this myLot discussion

BillyJoe JimBob Brewsucker @PhredWreck (8308) • Olney, Illinois 6 Aug

Okay I figured out how to take the rain and upload it to the InnerWebs™ but I didn't figure out how to download the rain from the InnerWebs™ so you'll have to figure that part out on your own. But there...

rain

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Remember when the Sandy Hook school shootings didn't happen?

BillyJoe JimBob Brewsucker @PhredWreck (8308) • Olney, Illinois 6 Aug

I'm sure Alex Jones remembers it not happening. I remember arguing with an 'independent journalist' about it (she and her husband ran a newspaper that has since vanished after being sued by their...

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The Littlest Raccoon

BillyJoe JimBob Brewsucker @PhredWreck (8308) • Olney, Illinois 5 Aug

Second visit from this little thing, and the first visit since the big storm that pummeled the area a few days ago. Unlike Monday's adventure (4 days ago) it wasn't spooked at all when the cats and I went out on the...

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I wasn't trying to get that in my picture

BillyJoe JimBob Brewsucker @PhredWreck (8308) • Olney, Illinois 2 Aug

All I was trying to do was get a photo of the tree that snapped and fell across the utility lines across the road from me when a storm system came through yesterday and left me (and hundreds of others) without power for a...

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Breakfast, Early, Corn, Morning, Eat : How I took the tags to a discussion I wrote and used them in the title, because I didn't know what I wanted to use as a title for this discussion, so I did this.

BillyJoe JimBob Brewsucker @PhredWreck (8308) • Olney, Illinois 1 Aug

And after all that I realized I can't use those five words as tags because I have to use 'squirrel tree' and 'raccoon' and 'raccoons' so a tag search will match other discussions that have a relationship to this one. So...

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Baby raccoons are so cute!

BillyJoe JimBob Brewsucker @PhredWreck (8308) • Olney, Illinois 1 Aug

Of course, it could be I misidentified it. "Oh how cute this kitten is. Different from other cats." Um...yes...yes, it is. Of course, the caption on the site where I posted a photo states it is a...

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It only took 2 years 6 months and 10 days...

BillyJoe JimBob Brewsucker @PhredWreck (8308) • Olney, Illinois 29 Jul

I made a decision to retire from running sound for live bands in late 2019, and made an agreement with someone to buy my sound equipment January 20th, 2020. Then COVID happened. 15 months and 5 day later, the guy...

the sound guy

live music

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I saw a UFO today, and I have video so I was not hallucinating...

BillyJoe JimBob Brewsucker @PhredWreck (8308) • Olney, Illinois 26 Jul

...but I still don't know what it was that I saw. I mean, I was doing my normal thing - messing with spammers - and suddenly a UFO flew through my kitchen. Unidentified (no clue what it...

ufo

ufos

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Flours

BillyJoe JimBob Brewsucker @PhredWreck (8308) • Olney, Illinois 25 Jul

For the first time in recent known history I have THREE stargazer lily blooms. And to quote Gomer Pyle "Surprise surprise surprise" today also saw two of my Surprise...

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...and now, a word or two from His Royal Highness, Ruler of the Universe, the Evil Demon Spawn Scar

BillyJoe JimBob Brewsucker @PhredWreck (8308) • Olney, Illinois 23 Jul

Meow. Meow meow meow meow. ________________________________________________________________ Sorry, teh stupid Hoomin forgot to turn on teh...

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7 days of vacation from facebook

BillyJoe JimBob Brewsucker @PhredWreck (8308) • Olney, Illinois 23 Jul

Yep. Because I am a hater. Someone posted a link to an article on facebook about spammers and tagged me. Of course, I stated in unequivocal terms my opinion of spammers. That was Thursday. Early today (Saturday) the...

facebook

fecesbook

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I think maybe former President Obama said it best

BillyJoe JimBob Brewsucker @PhredWreck (8308) • Olney, Illinois 22 Jul

But then again, what is he saying here? Or is he saying anything? I guess one possible meaning here could be 'Those who marched to get us out of Vietnam cannot vote 'Yes' to war this time'. Or is Obama just...

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Nudder Purdy Flour

BillyJoe JimBob Brewsucker @PhredWreck (8308) • Olney, Illinois 21 Jul

It is called a Lil' e I think. I don't know what a Big E would look like but this is a Lil' e. I really should have tied these plants up before the blooms started forming because it affects the shape of the petals just a...

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Weeding on a hot summer's afternoon

BillyJoe JimBob Brewsucker @PhredWreck (8308) • Olney, Illinois 20 Jul

Currently 92°F/33°C with a heat index (feels like) of 115°F/47°C. In other words, just a hair on the warm side. Although why anyone would think it is too hot to be weeding, I really don't know....

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Have you ever heard the sounds a Raccoon makes?

BillyJoe JimBob Brewsucker @PhredWreck (8308) • Olney, Illinois 19 Jul

Have you ever had raccoons making so much noise they woke you up? Although, to be honest, at first I had absolutely no idea what I was hearing - I just knew it was loud - and sounded...

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