how do you feel/react when you fart (unintentionally) loudly in public???

India
April 18, 2007 1:51pm CST
Frrrrrrrr... oh my god it stinks!!! but you cant help it, it was unintentional & very natural??? all eyes glaring at you as if you have committed a crime!!! "Oh! my GOD where has his ettiquttes gone" remarks and old Man. The matter gets worst when you do it over the table having lunch/dinner/breakfast. I know its eeeeeeeks but some times its just not in your hands! Infact it never is! You can count yourself among the lucky ones!! if there is no noise! a silent Poison spreads through the AIR!! LOL its funny but its true! You know you have done it and then you look at every one else with a reaction on your face stating "who the hell is that GUY/Girl" Deep in your heart you have a satisfaction of not been caught by everyone! and a RELIEF for your stomach if it was aching! Have you come across with such a situation! Believe me if you say NO either you are lieing or this situtation is just across the corner!! BEWARE! ;)
6 responses
• Canada
18 Apr 07
lol i blame it on my toddler. well i did it once anyway. i know it might be mean but little kids don't get as embarrassed as us.
• India
19 Apr 07
to tell you... everyone dose it once! oh the poor kid???
18 Apr 07
women are like the queen..... they never fart........but if i did i would prob.... laugh ....go red...... and say...'well better out than in' or as my grandfather used to say..... 'were ever you maybe, let your wind blow free'
• India
19 Apr 07
hehehe.. that was a good one!!!!
@minnie_98214 (10572)
• United States
18 Apr 07
Blame it on someone else. Never ever would I just admit it was me. But im a girl and of course I never have this problem its always my kids and even sometimes the dog but never me im a girl.
• India
19 Apr 07
lol... everyone does that!!!
@kiukitsu (291)
• Philippines
20 Apr 07
I will deny it at first and act as if i'm innocent! haha. . that's a shame lolz
• Singapore
19 Apr 07
I am sure you would find it extremely embarrassing. No one would want such an incident to befall them. But if it really happens, I guess, just say "excuse me" then quickly walk away to find a corner to hide. :P
@LouisJ (490)
• Turkey
18 Apr 07
me i just ignore everyone,unless someone coments on it then i would apologise and get away as soon as possible.