Honey, Don't Stop
By 34momma
@34momma (13882)
United States
April 25, 2007 8:26am CST
Husband and wife are in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: "Oh, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But he stops.
She: "Why did you stop?"
He: "I found the remote."
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7 responses
@ItTakesAllSorts (4096)
•
26 Apr 07
You have just solved my mystery. As I am king ruler of the remote I have been wondering why I keep finding it down my partners trousers!!
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@ItTakesAllSorts (4096)
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26 Apr 07
Thanks for best response, I was worried that this may have sounded too odd!!LOL
Cheers
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@di1indilin (802)
• India
26 Apr 07
Hey where do you get these jokes from. Pretty nice ones they are. Whenever i search the net i only get stupid jokes or old jokes in a new format with new names.
@lovespecialangel (3632)
• United States
26 Apr 07
That was too funny. Thank you! I needed a good laugh!
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@dopey22girl (3319)
• United States
25 Apr 07
Haha that's funny! If my husband ever did that to me I think I would slap him! Lol...slap that remote right out of his hands!
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@astroo13 (963)
• India
25 Apr 07
Suggestions for Guys...
Suggestions for Guys Playing Golf or Using a Public Bathroom
10. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
9. Form a loose grip.
8. Keep your head down.
7. Avoid a quick backswing.
6. Stay out of the water.
5. Try not to hit anyone.
4. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead of you.
3. Don't stand directly in front of others.
2. Quiet please!... while others are preparing to go.
1. Don't take extra strokes.
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