Martians SUV's cause global warming on Mars

LOL That is funny. So I wonder what those people look like on Mars. I acturally burn coal for heat and cooking in winter. We love it. My husband works For A Coal Stip Mine. I am PROCOAL. When the temperatures get hot in summer and people use their air conditioneers alot, the coal sales go up and that is good because that is where our income comes from to pay our bills.

I love it. It must be true!!

A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and no one is there. He looks all around and he finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat. He picks it up and throws it across the street into a field. Ten years go by, and one day he hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up and no one is there. He looks all around, and he finally sees a little snail sitting on the doormat. The snail looks up and says, "What the hell was that all about?"