I am being stalked!

@Riptide (2755)
United States
May 20, 2007 11:42pm CST
Yes you heard me right. I am being stalked and harassed by 2 culprits. They are in my kitchen at this very moment. Their names are 3 musketeers and milky way. They are continously calling my name, beckoning me to unwrap them and put some extra inches on my thighs. They have taken over my cupboards and scared away the fruits and salads. I am at their mercy and I think I have to give in to them in order to get a good nights sleep. If I don't they will keep me up all night calling my name. I already gave into their accomplice, coffee, who has scared away my green tea and so I was forced to make due with him. Lord have mercy on my waistline and acid reflux.
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brokentia
@brokentia (10389)
• United States
21 May 07
ha ha I was being stalked by a long donut just this morning! LOL I seriously was going to eat my watermelon and be happy. I even have strawberries and carrot sticks in the fridge! But no....as I am sitting here, the donut was sitting on the dresser calling my name too. And only because it was about to drive me insane with it's continuous calling of my name...I ATE it! ha ha Now, I don't hear any more Tiaaaaaaaaa. ha ha
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AskAlly
@AskAlly (3625)
• Canada
21 May 07
Why those b@st@rds! (my favorite saying) I used to have a similar problem, but dealt with it promptly by grabbing them firmly, stripping away thier wrappers and chomped thier dirty little heads off. I am afraid that is the only way to deal with them and their ilk. It sounds harsh, but it works.lol
Riptide
@Riptide (2755)
• United States
21 May 07
LMAO yes this does indeed sound like the best method and I shall heed your advice promptly.
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cdparazo
@cdparazo (5765)
• Philippines
21 May 07
What more can I say? When the same culprits are in my way I tried ignoring them for days and prayed that they would never ever tempt me But they are just everywhere That my mouths just starts to water So I surrendered and satisfied my cravings no matter.