Did you fall?????
By bkfuels
@bkfuels (1601)
Canada
May 21, 2007 9:13am CST
My husband and I have been renovating houses, The other day I was in one of the other rooms and I heard a bang. I ran in to see him laying on the floor holding his head . I ask him did you fall? He was so mad and said what kind of a stupid question is that, what do you think? We have been laughing about it now not at him but at me. Why do people ask such stupid questions? It reminded me of Jeff Foxworthy he did a song called heres your sign, stupid people should have to wear signs. Does anyone remember this or have a stupid thing that they have said to someone. Like the guy pulling into the gas station with a flat tire and the attendant asking if he had a flat tire, He answered no those other three just swelled right up on me.HERE'S YOUR SIGN!!!!
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13 responses
@howard96h (11640)
• New York, New York
21 May 07
Hahahahahaha...do you have a flat, no the other three just swelled right up on me...hahahahhahahaha. Oh thank you, my day started off very bad and you just made me laugh. I needed that.
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@howard96h (11640)
• New York, New York
22 May 07
Hahahahahhahaha oh Grandpa Bob, that is great!!!
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@Grandmaof2 (7578)
• Canada
21 May 07
OK I could just see you standing there looking at this poor man and saying that. It did make me laugh and yes what makes a person say these crazy things? While he was down you could have asked him if the fall hurt. hehehe. It's always good for a laugh as long as he's OK. My husband came home one day with a nasty cut on his forhead and I asked what happened he said he was mowing grass and ran into a tree. Like that's what you get for trying to make life easy and use a riding mower, anyway after he told me, what do you suppose I say? "Did it hurt real bad?" All he did was chuckle and said, "No it hurt real good." hehehehe.
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@josephperera (2906)
• Sri Lanka
21 May 07
You should read the MAD Snappy Answers to Stupid Questions by Al Jaffee. Unaware to us we always ask this type of questions from people. For instance we ask someone at the bus stand whether he is waiting for the bus. Though it is stupid it is sort of a conversation starter.
@shyamjoshi (222)
• India
21 May 07
Hey it's our nature as humans to ask stupid questions.
There are lot of funny stories on it. But usually when people get shocked & kind of out of place they do tend to ask the most stupidest questions
@buenavida (9984)
• Sweden
23 May 07
he..he..I think that is more common than we think, why not write a book "Stupid Questions & Answers" - that might be a bestseller and you could get retired in no time..$:D
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@mimpi1911 (25464)
• India
22 May 07
that was a good one!!i work in a hospital as a secretary to the director. my job description excluded actual patient care,i am in no way a medical person. oneday i while i was supervising, i asked one jittery patient, how was he doing. the patient looked at me and pointed towards the board which read EMERGENCY. he didn't say a word but looked at me as if i am the sole reason for ruining his sanity. it was the emergency dept. and i still laugh at my brains rememering the incidence.
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@webeishere (36313)
• United States
21 May 07
Years ago I was sitting watching TV when the phone rang. Caller ID showed "unknown number". I decided to answer it anyhow. As I thought it was a telemarketer. This was a young girl of maybe 18 or so by the sound of her voice. She litterally asked me, "Good evening, do you have phone service available in your area?" I almost fell over saying no and I hung up. My guess is she was working trying to sell cell phone service and was asking actually if their was cell phone service available. This happened at the time of the big boom and rise in cell towers etc. Not all areas had them or service in the areas. Hahahahaha!
HAPPY POSTINGS FROM GRANDPA BOB!!~
@finlander60 (1804)
• United States
21 May 07
The one that I had the biggest laugh about was the guy that had invented the Shark Repellent Suit. He was looking for someone to test it. The procedure was that the test subject would dress up in this Shark Repellent Suit and jump into a large pool, full of hungry sharks, to see if it worked. As the test subject is getting ready to jump into the pool of hungry sharks he says... Hold my sign, please, I wouldn't want to get it wet.
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@toplen (335)
• Philippines
22 May 07
It may sound like a stupid question yeah but I guess we are just confirming what we just saw happen. I've asked some sutpid questions too like, "did you get a haircut" (when it is so obvious), or "are you ok" (when someone's crying)...
@canjo13317 (396)
• United States
21 May 07
omg yes that is funny. and it happens to me all of the time. i want to slap myself in the forehead and "here's your sign". one correction though. it is Bill Engvil who does that. Jeff Foxworthy is more..."you might be a redneck if....". but they are both funny. oh yeah, and let's " get-r-done".
