Men Drivers, its a joke

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A man and his wife are driving on the highway when a state policeman appeared in their mirror, obviously wanting them to pull over. The man pulls over, the officer approaches the car and the following conversation ensues: The state cop says, “License and registration please.” The driver replies, “I'm sorry officer, what seems to be the problem?” The state cop says, “I clocked you on radar doing 75mph.” The driver replies, “There must be some mistake, I was only going 65.” The wife replies, “Oh Harold, you were going at least 80!” The state cop says, “I'm also citing you for having a tail light out.” The driver replies, “But officer, I wasn't aware it was out.” The wife replies, “Oh Harold, you know it's been out for two months.” The state cop says, “I'm also fining you for not wearing your seat belt.” The driver replies, “But officer, I just took it off as you were approaching my car.” The wife replies, “Oh Harold, you know you never wear your seat belt.” The driver replies, “Will you just shut your mouth, Betty?” The state cop says, “Ma'am, does he always talk to you this way?” The wife replies, “Only when he's drunk.”