Do You REALLY WANNA LOL (JOKE)
By 34momma
@34momma (13882)
United States
June 7, 2007 2:25pm CST
Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you
a hard time -
A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a
refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her
that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Suddenly,
the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, 'PINCH MY
NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!'The befuddled clerk ran
away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers! .
The manager comes to the woman and asks,'Ma'am what's wrong?' She explained
the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can't give her a
refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her
arms up in the air and screamed,'PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY NIPPLES,PINCH MY
NIPPLES!!!'and doing so draws an even bigger crowd! In shock, the store
manager pleads, 'Ma'am, why are you saying that?' In a huff, the woman
says, 'BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!'
The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!
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3 responses
@tinamwhite (3252)
• United States
8 Jun 07
OMG that is hilarious.....at least she is consistant....still laughing, my friend....
Hummmmmm, wonder if that works...LOL
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@tinamwhite (3252)
• United States
12 Jun 07
Thank you, girl, for best response.....still laughing..LOL