any one got any jokes?

@axter69 (379)
June 20, 2007 1:16pm CST
Ok I don't want no smut, not just yet anyway. but what is the one joke that makes you really laugh? I think one of my favs has to be A fish was swimming down the river and hit a wall "Dam" Ok I know its not grate but it makes me laugh.
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@speedy1279 (2667)
• United States
20 Jun 07
I have never been good at telling jokes. But I want to share a joke with you that my stepson (who is only 10) told me. Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Climb up a tree and act like a nut! No, its not the funniest joke. But coming from a 10 year old I thought it was cute. Hope you liked it, just keep in mind this joke came from a 10 year old.
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@axter69 (379)
21 Jun 07
I always thinks kids are the funiest anyway, maybe its my mind set? good joke though thank you it made me smile
@zeeterman (1066)
• United States
21 Jun 07
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
@axter69 (379)
22 Jun 07
LOL it sounds like me and my wife