streaking

My girl and I were coming back from sandwich, Il at 3:00am. As were were crusin down the road doing about 75, the image of an object in the road became visable. We both though it was a deer in the road, but no....it was a completely naked man in this late 30's bent over, spreading his cheeks, winkin at us. As we approached, we of course slowed down and he ran in this head jerkin, knees above the chest, type way into a corn field. We of course laughed the whole way home about the drunkin, streakin, hick.

LOL! I've had urges but I've never done it. I just don't want to be caught by the cops and thrown in jail for indecent exposure, but it is funny to think about.