How to become sucessful

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As of today, when I envision the perfect and most successful future for me I think of: Rachel sitting behind a desk, with a large window behind her, most likely overlooking a large city (possibly Time Square or downtown Chicago or Minneapolis or Seattle) from a high floor on the building. I am busily working on the computer and wearing a really nice suit, while my secretary works outside my door, answering phones. Beyond her, there are tons of cubicles and other offices around this building, all of which I'm in charge of. I work for a large international company, worth billions and I am the president. Ahh, yes, this sounds wonderful! Does it not? Now here is the plan on how to do this: work on it starting in high school: getting an internship working in business and advertising (done); get into college, duh, and double major in Business Administration and Management and Psychology and minor in Advertising (working on it); get a better internship during the end of college and post graduation at a large international company; get a job at one said company (suitable ones would include: Wal-Mart. McDonalds, Target but, of course, I would work in the corporate office, they don't give you sweet offices like that for being store manager!); then work all the time and claw my way up the corporate ladder, using a to-no-prisoners approach until I have reached the top, preferably around age 35. Another part of this plan: not wasting time on those pesky little things like personal relationships like marriage and having children (not only because they would get in the way but also because I hate them) or friends, all I really need are pets. Yes, sounds like the perfect life to me. Now my discussion: any tips from other career obsessed people out there who just want to be my fellow captains in industry? Any others ways I can make this happen? What opportunities are there for me to get to the top?