Kidnapped Libido!!!! Help me find it!

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My libido has been mysteriously kidnapped as a stranger crept through my house late one night. I have not seen it since. I cannot pin point the one responsible. I have my suspicions: Could it be a lady named birth control pills? A man named stress? Is/has anyone else gone through this? Do you have any idea who the culprit is? Is there a substitute? My libido was very dear to me. She was a pretty little thing and we had lots of fun together.