New Math?
By gewcew23
@gewcew23 (8007)
United States
September 20, 2007 1:05pm CST
A boy was teaching a girl arithmetic, he said it was his mission.
He kissed her once; he kissed her twice and said, "Now that's
addition."
In silent satisfaction, she sweetly gave the kisses back and said,
"Now that's subtraction."
Then he kissed her, she kissed him, without an explanation.
And both together smiled and said, "That's multiplication."
Then her Dad appeared upon the scene and made a quick decision.
He kicked that boy three blocks away and said, "That's long division!"
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5 responses
@ElusiveButterfly (45941)
• United States
22 Sep 07
That was cute. I don't recall math ever being that fun.
@redyellowblackdog (10629)
• United States
20 Sep 07
Sounds like dad was afraid of them discovering how to make 1 + 1 = 3.
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