To be 6 Again!

@jess368 (3368)
United States
March 15, 2008 9:46am CST
To Be 6 Again.... A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. "I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, "Well Dear, what was it like being six again?" Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I meant my dress size, you dumb a@#!" The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.
5 responses
@dierdre (2209)
• Philippines
17 Mar 08
hehe i like that, that was really funny! LOL
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@jess368 (3368)
• United States
17 Mar 08
So glad you enjoyed it!
@Thoroughrob (11748)
• United States
17 Mar 08
That was so cute. It is also the truth. Thanks for the laugh. I needed it this morning.
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@jess368 (3368)
• United States
17 Mar 08
Your so welcome! Its nice to laugh every once in a while!
@Shaun72 (15968)
• Palatka, Florida
16 Mar 08
I have read this before in a email I got. It is still funny to read though.
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@jess368 (3368)
• United States
16 Mar 08
I though it was pretty darn funny myself!
@theprogamer (10539)
• United States
16 Mar 08
Might have been a joke but still... -3 out of 10 "The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong." Especially if you fail to give him all of the information. -_- And at least he tried...
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@jess368 (3368)
• United States
16 Mar 08
-3 out of 10! Well it was a joke. Sorry you didnt like it.
@ravinskye (8242)
• United States
15 Mar 08
lol aw that poor guy! He tried...more then I can say for my husband. I constantly hint stuff I would want, my husband never gets it. If he really pays attention he can though. Because when he does he gets me just what I would like.
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@jess368 (3368)
• United States
15 Mar 08
Yes, men are just like that. If they turned off there selective earing, they may just get it right! :)