Joke ~ Punishment in Heaven

United States
October 31, 2006 1:07pm CST
Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. ''Why?'' he asks. St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why. St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?'' ''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''
5 responses
@Mayuko (1271)
• United States
20 Jan 12
Haha, I never considered how the women would feel. Although it's very shallow to only be concerned with the peoples' appearances. The pretty girl could be the meaner or denser than the "ugly" girls
• United States
31 Oct 06
thats funny! i needed some laughs today- thanks!!
@Sunset50 (1397)
• United States
31 Oct 06
lol, very funny!
• United States
31 Oct 06
That's a good one.
@KrauseHome (36344)
• United States
31 Oct 06
I sort of feel for the Girl then...