Don't be embarrassed, we all have accidents.
By p1kef1sh
@p1kef1sh (45681)
April 10, 2008 4:13pm CST
In the middle of our lounge carpet is a large brown stain. The stain started out life as mud trampled in by who knows? But after some tender loving care by me, it is now reminiscent of a huge brown cow pat. Now I like cows, but I don't want to be reminded of them every time I walk into my living room. I have scrubbed, I have machined and I have bleached and it just gets worse. Currently it is hidden beneath a rug, but that it starting to wear now. I ought buy a new carpet I know, but I'm far too mean for that. Is there something that embarrasses you in your house. Do tell. I promise that I won't repeat it, it will be our secret.
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@suehan1 (4344)
• Australia
11 Apr 08
luckily for me i have those wooden floors which spills and mud are easy to get rid of.now my daughter and her nail polish,that another story,she spills it and instead of cleaning it up straight away,she justs moves the coffee table over it so i will not see until i move it back,now that hard to remove when it is dried.cheers sue
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@cortjo73 (6498)
• United States
11 Apr 08
My hardwoods in my kitchen. Ugh! First of all, I have 3 cats and a big 120 lb black lab dog and, they have torn my hardwood floors in my kitchen up with their nails from raising around and being your general happy-go-lucky pets. Then, to top it off, my dog drools a lot. A LOT! So, I have pretty much given up on mopping the dang floor all that often. Forget it! Not 3 minutes after the floors have dried and they are all pretty and clean, it gets messy again as soon as the animals walk back through it. Who needs, or wants, to spend a half hour to 45 minutes...if not more...moping the dang floor only to have it all messed up again in a matter of minutes...literally, MINUTES! I am not exaggerating.
So, my floor is pretty gross and, I care and am embarrassed by it but, if someone wants to complain about it, feel free to come clean my kitchen every day, every other day, or even once a week for me. LOL!
@p1kef1sh (45681)
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11 Apr 08
I'd love to but she's working this weekend. I am the housewife in this relationship now. I gave up work after an illness last year and the chores are all mine. Naturally I am a housekeeping zealot! Everything is sp1ck and span. I bake, wash, iron, vacuum, clean, welcome her home in my best pinny and offer her whatever her little heart desires. It's important to keep your woman happy and that you look your best at all times. I know what those men at her office are like. I don't want her to have any opportunity to stray!
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@cortjo73 (6498)
• United States
11 Apr 08
LOL! I do need a bit of an attitude adjustment! But, I just can't do my regular 9-5, then come home and keep up with the house work along with making dinner. I feel, I do a lot already. I probably should just suck it up and deal but, it isn't like I am not doing anything all day long. I got to work, come home, do a few chores already and then, make dinner and clean up after that before finally relaxing for a little bit before bed! LOL!
But, I do have to do all of that cleaning this weekend because we have guests coming. So, I will likely not be here very much this weekend as I have about 24 hours worth of cleaning and preparation to do. Pretty much every waking hour over the span of this weekend.
Would you by any chance be willing to send you well trained wife over to help me clean up? LOL!

@dorypanda (1601)
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11 Apr 08
Nope, nothing really embarrasses me in my house, well, except certain smells that come from my partner and our son.
I'm not sure how good this will work, but, try mixing half a pint of water with vinegar and bicarbonate of soda, sorry, can't remember how much of each to use, scrub the floor with it straight away and it should, in theory work.
*the smallprint....if this fails to work and burns a big hole in your carpet I hold no liability. ;)

@dorypanda (1601)
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11 Apr 08
Hey, it's got to be Cadburys, but a bar of virtual chocolate's just as good, no calories in virtual chocolate you know. :)
Oh, yeah, thanks, blame me! I'm used to it. ;)

@SViswan (12051)
• India
11 Apr 08
At the moment, with a toddler let loose in the house...I am embarassed by EVERYTHING! I can't keep everything as neat and in place as I used to. It took me a year to realize that it was the same when I had my older child...who was by the way much better at putting things back.
I now find stains that I have no clue about....and am so lucky that I discouraged my husband from renovating when our son was a few months old. But I still feel that there's not enough storage areas (we have lots of space).
So, I'm just going to wait it out for him to put in all the stains he can....and then just change everything at one shot. Till then...I'll just continue being embarassed by all the things OTHER people find in my home!

@SViswan (12051)
• India
11 Apr 08
Talk about stains! My little sister would pee in a little corner between a couch and a sidetable. It was a very small space and only she would fit into it. For days we were wondering where the awful smell was coming from and a month later we caught her sneaking off to her new toilet!!
Eww!! We had to change the whole carpet (we had wall to wall carpeting then).
I'm hoping I would be able to re-decorate in 2 years from now...my little one seems to be sobering down..lol

@twoey68 (13627)
• United States
11 Apr 08
We have carpeting that I swear dust stains it. Hubby is great for dribbling coffee everywhere and so there are all kinds of little spots everywhere. We also had one time that our washer leaked and even though I got all the water up there is still a spot where it was. I haven't tried carpet cleaning it yet but plan to. Thankfully the carpeting was already somewhat worn when we moved in so it's marked on our lease.
**AT PEACE WITHIN**
~~STAND STRONG IN YOUR BELIEFS~~

@p1kef1sh (45681)
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11 Apr 08
Yes I am sure that dust satins too. I am the coffee, or rather tea, culprit in our house. I have a steam cleaner and a carpet cleaner. I could fly to the moon more easily than get those stains out. Good job that the carpet stains are in the lease though.
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@novataylor (6570)
• United States
10 Apr 08
Lemme just put it this way, p1ke. When I get that webcam, I'm going to have to do a lot of cleaning up before I get it up and running. My house is a mess and always is. I'm no kind of housekeeper. And my cats scratch the holy f*ck out of whatever chair I claim as my own, so I would be embarassed about all the stuffing falling out of both of "my chairs". I have one in the living room, and one in my dressing room. The one in the dressing room is newer, so it's still pretty much intact, but the one in the living room is pitiful. And I need to do my dishes. They are embarassing too. And there's lots of laundry to be done. The vacuum is crying out for use. I've forgotten how to dust. I would not, however be embarrassed by my litter box or my bathroom. Both are kept clean. Well, the floor in the bathroom has kitty litter on it, but geez, three cats use it, it's gonna happen.
@Angelwhispers (8978)
• United States
10 Apr 08
rotflmao LMAO LMAO i read you all parting whilst I was busy working my brains to a single cell :))) nova darlin the more I learn about you the more I just wannna Squeeze your neck :))
@novataylor (6570)
• United States
10 Apr 08
Could it possibly be any clearer why I love you like I do?
@chertsy (3797)
• United States
11 Apr 08
Hum, let me start with my living room. I have wrinkles in my carpet and it's not even 3 years old yet. My couch is older than my kids, but want to get out of debt before buying a new one. The kitchen/dining area has that cheap flooring, so we have the rips, rust stains. I'm used to the stains on the carpet, especially the juice stains. All the closet doors in my bathroom has holes forming from the door stoppers. That's about it that I can think at the moment.
@Angelwhispers (8978)
• United States
10 Apr 08
rotflmao Pike, yes there is something in my house that is driving me crazy, my kitchen floor. I have linoleum down, and I used mop and glow on it for about 8 months when we first bought our house 2 years ago. It began to yellow... OMG straight ammonia, and or bleach will not get it back to its cream off white color. This spring sometime, we plan of replacing it with hard wood. Probably when we get that tax stimulas rebate.
I just can not stand it any longer, it looks like I never mop my floor.
You gave me quite a giggle over your cow patty I can so relate.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
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10 Apr 08
LOL. I know all abut hideous kitchen coverings. We had a hideous carpet in our kitchen until 4 months ago. It was threadbare, grubby and stained, However, it did have one redeeming feature. If we were very short of cash and couldn't afford food, we could tear a piece off and boil it for soup. There was so much food debris on it that it was highly nutritious. We inherited it with the house. We now have flagstones that look the bees knees. However, cups don't bounce on flagstones. But drop enough and you've got crazy paving.
@Angelwhispers (8978)
• United States
11 Apr 08
rotflmao Pike never invite me over for soup...... LMAO
@maddysmommy (16230)
• United States
10 Apr 08
Umm where do I start? My hubby and son hides the stains when I'm not around and only when I shift furniture and lift up mats, I find them. That's really annoying because by then the stain is dried up and hard to get out.
There is one big red one in the middle of our lounge area which is covered up by a big brown fluffy rug and I don't know how it got there. I'm sure the landlord is going to keep our bond not only over this but a few other marks, dents, scratches, drawings, spills all over the house LOL
It's hard to have a spotless home when there are children living in it, especially boys LOL. 

@p1kef1sh (45681)
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10 Apr 08
Not just boys. Girls are just as bad. In fact worse. They fill the house with their girlfriends and then with their boyfriends, and then all of them come together. My daughter was home last week and one afternoon we had over 10 of them here. You get the fun of feeding them all too. I recognise the stain issue. When the landlord makes a fuss just tell him that it was always there and that you are surprised at him for letting the property in that state!
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@Rozie37 (15499)
• Turkmenistan
10 Apr 08
The only thing that embarrasses me in my house is that I am a self proclaimed pack rat. Now mind you, I feel that I need all of the stuff that I have accumulated. But, it is very hard to keep it all organized, all the time. I can not decide if I need to get rid of some of the junk or get a bigger place, only to fit more in.


@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
11 Apr 08
My house and everything in it is all brand new and not the least embarrassing according to public opinion - and boy does the public like to walk in and make themselves at home! LOL
So I would have to say the most embarrassed thing in it is me. Especially when the public walks in unannounced and I'm still in my heels and lipstick and nothing else!
That embarrasses the ladies of course, who giggle and go to the kitchen for coffee, but it rather leaves the men speechless and rooted to the spot.
I swear they do this to me on a weekly basis just to take a break from their bridge games! I've become another town habit! LOL

@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
11 Apr 08
I could send you pics.
No, I haven't had the pleasure of seeing the movie, but it's on my calendar! lol
Helen Mirren is one of my favorite Brit actresses. I discovered her tv series,
Prime Suspect years ago and have been a avid fan every since. I've also seen many of the trailers for Calendar Girls, but being a 'girl' movie the hubs was not interested, so I'm waiting for it to arrive here on video at the local WalMart. LOL
@p1kef1sh (45681)
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11 Apr 08
Did you ever see the film "Calendar Girls" Sparky? Makes me think of you and your ladies. All high heels and makeup, but nothing in between!@! Got to say that if I lived in your town I would just have to pop by regularly to see your sparkling house. Rude not to really.
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@SusanShayAvon (1003)
• United States
11 Apr 08
My whole house is an embarrasment. It is an old mobile home. I guess something that bothers me is a couple of my walls being ate by a rabbit. LOL We had a pet rabbit that went to it's cage and pottied and he was a house baby. But he ate walls. My floors are embarrising too. I have steam cleaned a lot. But there is always new stains with two toddlers!!! Oxy clean works pretty good but don't mix with bleach in asteam cleaner or it will explode.LOL At one time the whole house was linoleum and I loved it but the dog tore it up by the front door and someone had given us enough new carpet to replace it. I did not want it but it got put down anyways and I would just rather have all linoleum or hardwood floors.
My bathroom use to be my biggest embaressment. The tub was not level and there were a few holes in the walls of the shower. And the flooring was horrible. Also the window in the shower was falling apart so duct tape held it together. But we finally redid the bathroom and it is one of the best rooms we have.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
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11 Apr 08
We had our bathroom rebuilt at Christmas and it is all shiny still. But prior to that we too had holes in the wall where pipes and stuff had been. Very unsightly. We used to have a rabbit. She went to her hutch at night, but had the run of the garden during the day. We have a couple of sheds in our garden and when the weather was bad she would hop into the larger of those. Where she too ate the walls. Must be a bunny thing. LOL
@cinderella2007 (2662)
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10 Apr 08
In my mums old house, my stepdad (who does flooring for a living) put a dado rail in the living room but before he did this he put new skirting round the room. He measured out how high the dado rail should be, put it up. When we came to admire his work, we closed the living room door to see it all only to find he didnt do the skirting behind the door so that part off the dado rail was shorter than the rest of the room!!! Luckily noone noticed (unless we pointed it out!) as we kept the door open!
It just makes the house unique!!!
@p1kef1sh (45681)
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10 Apr 08
That's the sort of thing that I do. That's also why I now employ others to do that stuff because I am just awful. Years ago I put a cupboard up in the kitchen of the flat we lived in. I went in and saw my wife with her arm in the cupboard and thought nothing of it and walked out again. After a couple of minutes I heard her shouting. When I went back I discovered that my fine carpentry had actually come away from the wall and she was holding it in place until her idiot of a husband came and lifted it down for her. A full kitchen cupboard is very heavy I can tell you.
@cinderella2007 (2662)
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10 Apr 08
hahaha bet your wife wasnt pleased!!
I cant complain about his other work, the flooring and carpets were 100% (if not he would be in the qwrong business lol) He is very handy around the house but wont touch electrics due to not being qualified and dosnt want to electricute himself.
@cvrmom (181)
• United States
11 Apr 08
I'm lucky like you. It's my carpet, too. But I know what has happened on mine. I have seven cats that over the years they have, ugh, vomited. Now, I cleaned it up every time. But the cat food companies must put artificial colors into their food. I have pink small splotches around the house on the carpet. Nothing I've tried gets the pink out. If you get a solution other than replacing your carpet, let me know.
@kbourgerie (8780)
• United States
10 Apr 08
Yes, our couches are absolutely awful. In fact, the stuffing is coming out of them. I want to get them replaced, but can't afford a new set right now and even if I got one second hand, wouldn't have the transportation to bring them home.
@FaerieAne2003 (679)
• United States
11 Apr 08
My main bathroom is in a state of practical disrepair, thanks to our former beagle pup (she now lives with my sister). Did you know that beagles were not bred to be housedogs? I certainly didn't. Snoopy never crapped the rug! We got her when she was 6 weeks old, and had her for about 8 months. During that time, we came to the realization that she could not sleep in the main part of the house at night without chewing, peeing, crapping, or otherwise blight the entire house. I decided that I would much prefer to clean up a monstrous mess out of one room every day, rather than out of the whole house each morning before coffee. So she stayed in the bathroom at night. Now, even though she hasn't lived here in 2 months, that bathroom reeks of dog urine. In addition to the smell, the paint is scratched off the door and walls, the linoleum is torn up in a couple of spots, and the ground-in grime is hellish. I can get down on hands and knees to clean in there, and I'm still mortified to have people over, for fear they may need to go pee. The bathroom is clean, bleach-clean in fact, but I'm no less embarrassed about the looks of it. Our Labrador pup only pees in the laundry room, and only if you don't let him out when he's sat by the door for 20 minutes. (The beagle bit my son twice, and the second time she went to live with my sister. Had nothing to do with her "accidents".)
@ellie333 (21016)
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11 Apr 08
Luck you at least you have carpet, I moved into my house two years ago now and still have the old lounge carpet acting as a very large rug in the lounge, this is due to the fact that my new lounge is a lot larger than my old and alos the stairs run off from it so to carpet I would have to carpet landing, stairs and lounge and the expenditure is too great at the moment. I never have credit and am saving to get a lump sum to do it but every time I get almost enough and go to order an emergency occurs where the money used to be for something else. I get embarrassed when I open the front door as the first thing anyone sees is the uncarpeted stairway, even when lounge clena and tidy looks shabby due to lack of proper carpeting. Ellie :D
@p1kef1sh (45681)
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11 Apr 08
It is the carpet that came with the house 14 years ago. But the way that I look at it, if people come to your house they come to see you and not inspect your carpets etc. But if I weren't a teeny bit embarrassed I wouldn't have posted this discussion. I know all to well that, "I'm almost there" and then bang, your saving go on something that you weren't expecting to pay for and that usually involves some chap sucking his teeth and suggesting that it might be cheaper to knock the whole house down than fix that dripping overflow.
@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
11 Apr 08
pikefish you have your cow patty stain and I have five piles of boxes piled atop each other crowded into my living room because my dear son could not bear to throw anything out lol at least they are clean but why are they even there? He has not used anything from any of them so why? It drives me bananas.
@Breath (1297)
• United States
10 Apr 08
Well with 2 small children you can bet I have a lot in my house I am embarrassed of.I have more stains in my carpet that anyone shoudl be allowed to have.My couch is lumpy and I need a new everything.I try to hid the flaws and make the best out of what I got.I don't even plan on buying new carpet or couches until my children get a little less messy...(sending you a MOO)
@p1kef1sh (45681)
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10 Apr 08
I know the problem Frankly it isn't worth buying new or good stuff until they get ell into their teens. I have been to some peoples houses and they have spotless white carpets. What do they do with their children. Put them in little sealed bags when they get home and only let them out again he next day. Crazy Thanks for the moo.



















