Bad back verses underpants

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I hear more and more people having back pain these days. I don't have trouble with my back as much as I do with my pelvis, I have a birth defect or something and since I've put on the pounds it's been killing me. It interferes with everything. Has this happened to you? You manage to take a shower and get yourself somewhat dried off. Now all you have to do is get dressed. Hanging onto the bathroom counter with one hand you manage to dangle your underpants from the tip of your fingers, your hope is that your will be able to catch the waist-band and the leg-hole around your big toe, because bending is pretty much out of the question whether it be your leg or at the waist. With any luck, a flick of your wrist will have them around your ankle. Somehow you get them on and with great satisfaction you manage to get them up over knees as you bite your lip to keep from screaming in pain. With one final yank you have them up over your butt and finally to your waist. Only, what is all this puckering in the front? To your horror and discust, you've put the stupid things on backwards!!!! Now you get to do it all over again only starting in reverse. Has this ever happened to you?