Funny Stage Happenings

@singout (1008)
United States
May 28, 2008 1:19pm CST
Here is a topic for discussion to which all stage actors can relate at one time or another. What is the funniest unscripted thing that ever happened to you while acting on stage? The funniest thing to happened to me was while playing a loveable and extremely outgoing character by the name of "Ralph" in a play called "To Tie the Knot, or Not" (written by a local playwrite). Ralph, a lowly plumber, whose son was about to marry into a very wealthy Doctor's family, was trying to impress the bride's parents with his willingness to fix any plumbing problems they might ever have. The Doctor revealed that, as a matter of fact, they were experiencing a leak under their kitchen sink even now. "Well, I just happened to have my monkey wrench with me for just such emergencies," says Ralph. I reached into my back pocket to pull out the rather heavy wrench, but it would not come out. It had gotten tangled in the lining of my back pocket and no amount of pulling would dislodge it. After the third tug the audience sensed that this was not part of the show. Immediately the uncomfortable laughter began, followed by a roar of laughter from the audience which lasted about 3 minutes. When I finally managed to dislodge the wrench (and tearing the lining in the effort), I also found that it was a real effort to speak my next line. Trying to hold back my own laughter, as well as seeing the other actors trying to hold theirs, I found that my voice had jumped an octave in range and sounded like a woman, which caused even more laughter from everyone. Although it was very embarrassing to me, people said that it was one of the most enjoyable evenings of their lives. And, after all, isn't that what it's all about?
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@buldwgz (1489)
• United States
29 May 08
I think the funniest thing that happened to me in a situation like this, singout, was while I was in college. I was playing the part of Leo in "Little Foxes" and the guy playing my father was a friend of mine who happened to also play baseball with me on our college team. We had a very good rapport on and off stage. During one scene he completely forgot his lines, which was shocking to me because he never did that. Well, we both kinda just looked at each other for what seemed like an eternity and then we began to carry out a dialogue from the movie "Bull Durham", changing it a little to fit our play. It was all we could do to keep from laughing and a scene that was supposed to be a couple of minutes lasted for more than 10. The director actually thought we planned it and said he was impressed that we added our own touch. We were just glad we pulled it off and no one actually even caught it except for my roommate who was laughing hysterically the whole time.
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@singout (1008)
• United States
29 May 08
Thanks for your response Buldwgz. I got a kick out of it too just reading about it. That was quick thinking. My former director would have complemented me too for that, but later would have scolded me for not learning my lines and giving her a nervous break-down.
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@buldwgz (1489)
• United States
29 May 08
Oh, believe me Singout, our director let us know plenty about remembering our lines. It was a very good experience though. My son has followed in the footsteps too getting into acting. Though he gets that more from his grandfather than from me. A local theater is building about three miles from us and he is excited about the opportunity to act again.
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• United States
28 May 08
Two funny things happened, both while I was taking drama in college. first in the fall semester, the actor opposite was lecturing got his finger going. It was bouncing around while he was making certain emphatic points. I just got staring at that finger and burst out laughing. The second was the spring semester. I got laryginitis in the middle of the performance. In the first act, I could tell it was going. In the second act, my teacher and my dad in the audience could tell. By the third act, everyone else knew. There was nothing we could do either. We just had to keep going. Fortunately, I had enough left to finish, but it was a close thing.
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@singout (1008)
• United States
28 May 08
Thanks, rosettaresearch for your comment. I can see where the finger would have driven you to laughter. I'm surprised he didn't accidentally poke someone with it. Being a singer, I can relate to your laryngitis. That's the one thing that scares me most while singing on stage. Thanks again.