I do like to fornicate

Ha, I can just imagine the double-take she must have done on hearing that come out of your daughter's mouth! And yes, I do that stuff all the time. The only one I can think of right now is this. I can't seem to say the word trellis - I always want to say trestle. Very different things. Especially when I'm at the garden center looking for a trestle! Trellis! Aaargh! See what I mean? There can be many rafimications from stuff like that- ooops, this is getting confuscious!

LOL, I can just inmagine your wifes face when your daughter said that. I can't think of any that I have done myself at this moment in time but I am sure there are many and probably quite a few written ones on here too! My son though nearly got soap in his mouth because he said what I thought was bloody bee when what he actually said was buzzy bee as his speach isn't that clear yet bless. Ellie :D

oh my goodness of course i have. I think we have all done that to many times to count. but it is fine because no matter what it is we say wrong. it always makes for a funny story later!

congratulations on a great attention grabber! no i havents said anything like that, but that sounds like something a kid would say! i find that my daughter (who is now 11) used to say the funniest things!

LOL Pikey ear...well the former sounds quite well what shall we say!!!malapropisms..thats the right word is it not??or have i got it all wrtong,more than likely lol...anyway I cant think of any particular instance of this happening here,but I know there are a good few daft words bandied about on a regular basis.But thinking about words...I love words and if I see a word that is new to me or im unsure of its meaning i have to investigate it,an enquiring min methinks here,but out comes the dictionary and im head down and the investigation begins ,I need satiating ,until that happens im half a woman!!!!...but no seriously I do love looking thnigs up!!!!!

I have been told that my sister once wrote something to my father (not her father) and it went something like this "You are so CU-T" instead of cute. She didn't mean to, but she did. Hmmm, as for myself one time when I was in middle school I accidentally said "petroleum jelly is a vampire" and I meant to say Petroleum Jelly is Vaseline". My friend at the time thought it was hilarious, and I have to laugh at myself today. Happy Postings to You and Have a Great Day! By the way, the dash is a space for another letter, it won't let me use the word but i'm sure you can use your imagination with this one!

rotflmao Pike I bet your wife's head swiveled on her neck when she heard that... Oh my gosh too funny. I would have been in the floor laughing with out a doubt. I am sure I have made boobs like that, but I can't think of one off hand.

Absolutely!!!!!!! But.....I think it's funny ( your story ) Once again you have succeeded in MAking my DAy. There is no One like you p1key...........( some might think that's a good thing! ) But not me.....I could listen to you all day! You Rock!

ROFL Thanks for the laugh, p1ke. I have made mistakes such as this but I can't come up with one at the moment. It is midnight where I am..... I need to be in bed.

pikefish this reminds me of something that happened to my friend when years ago we were both in college. she was going to have an oral test in her spanish class and she was telling me that she was afraid she was going to mix 'up the two words prostrate and prostate as they were very simlar in spanish. I was doing my homework later when she came in and burst into tears. I asked what happened and she said I went to translate the sentence he prostrated himself' before the king and instead I said he prostated himself before the king and everyone just laughed and laughed.I had a hard time convincing her that all was not lost.lol.

Multi lingual joke, will explain... Back in 1988 my father-in-law had his 60th birthday and somehow he managed to get through all of the red tape and arrange for two of his nieces from East Germany to come out for a visit. Now my sister-in-law's German is only so so. Enough to make conversation, but definitely not totally correct. Anyway she was driving the cousins around and she was telling them about this car accident that she had had where she was rear ended. She didn't know the right word and when she told the cousins that the other car had 'gebumsed' into hers, there was uncontrollable giggling. That was the day that she figured out that bumsen was the German equivalent of the 'F' word.

I did a double take for a second on your first sentence. lol I did this when I was younger. I told my husband I went shop lifting with my friend,what I meant was window shopping.

hi p1kef1sh. yeah me too, that makes two of us. oh, procastinate??!!! yeah, me too, that makes two of us. lol!!! seriously, i try to do things on the dot. i try not to procastinate because time is the one thing that you can never get back. imagine this, if you were given a bank account with a million dollars and you have to use everything in it by the end of the day or else you lose it, wouldn't you use every penny of the million dollars? that million dollars is the time that you have for the whole day, use it wisely or watch it waste away at the end of the day. just my thought.

When I was about 14 years old I was talking to my mother about how men get ED. Don't ask! Well, my stepdad walked in and attempted to make me and my mother laugh with his cheap excuse for humor and I said to him "Does you impetance know no bounds?" when I meant incompetance. I am 20 now and we still laugh about that to this day. My mother and I do anyway. My stepdad didn't find it very amusing at all.

Here I thought we was getting a intriguing discussion..lol Yes I have and have heard others do it as well. I think we all have done that atleast several times. My little sis does it all the time and we correct her. God forbid she be at church and say some of the stuff she does...lol

It is not me .But I just cant help mentioning what a person known to me told inside the school campus.Once he said that there is stray dog inside the campus and it has to be caught or shot or else the children are likely to get 'Antirabies'. How is that?

I can't think of anything like that but the mention of 'fornicate' reminded me of an awkward Bible study I was at once. The host and hostess, as everyone knew, were days from celebrating their 5th wedding anniversary, and had an almost 5 year old child. The math was obvious but we weren't an extremely conservative group. Anyway, by pure coincidence, the chapter we were studying that night was one that mentioned fornication. The hostess turned to our Pastor and asked what it meant...as a 45 year old virgin, he was red to say the least. He did manage to explain though and when he was finish,the hostess, in a rather giggy mood that night, proudly declared that she had in fact been fornicating 5 years prior! (I think her hubby may have slipped something in her kool-aid because later in the evening she managed to get on the topic of her underwear...)

My poor laptop got a taste of some chocolate chip cookies when I read your comment under goodies one LOL too funny. I can't think of any at the moment but i have been embarrassed by many wrong words I've said LOL

I have never slipped up that bad, LOL. I feel very sorry for your wife. Tell your daughter, that is a rather dangerous slip up. Poor mother, it is a wonder she remained standing.

I am guilty of saying the wrong words all the time. But of course, being on the spot to think of an example, I can't. My kids make funny mispronounciations all the time too. The most frequent one is using the word "construction" instead of "instruction". I've explained the difference to them more than enough times... but they're dense, and it won't sink in. There was one time when my older son was talking to a friend about a ps2 game, and said that one of the powers was "Convincibility". She later adopted that as her own superpower, and never claimed she was "invincible".