She's such a sport
June 22, 2008 5:49am CST
Clemmy's days revolve around herself. Fitness to her is more than way of life; it is is who she is. Her temple like body honed from hours running nowhere on the treadmill. Her skin pampered and preened. Her hair is always perfect, a walking advertisement for "Stays for Life" hairspray. Her daily routine starts at 5.30am with a gentle yoga session followed by s quick jog around the block, juts three miles or so. A super powered shower awaits her on her return. Deep cleansers, exfoliators, slightly less deep cleansers, moisturisers and her special nail tonic mixed for her by Kiera at her hairdresser's "Hair by Julian". She insists on the thickest pile baby soft towels and pats, never rubs herself dry. Her hair is styled and set, so she never gets that wet, choosing thrice weekly visits to Julian - he's such a pet. English and very camp. All the women love him and willingly pay the extra $100 he so sweetly requests for his personal attention. Occasionally he wil spend five minutes talking to Jasper, her favourite stylist about her hair. But usually, it's just a cheery "hello my love. You look ravishing today". That's money so well spent she thinks. He gives her such a lift. She walks from the subway to her office clutching her bottle of Eau de somewhere unpronounceable. She is absolutely positive that it is French, but really the water comes from a tap in the unlikely named Crystal River Springs, just downstream from the Crystal River Nuclear power Station in Florida. Lunch for Clemmy is invariably a lettuce leaf and mozzarella mini. Maybe a crispbread if she really wants to pig out. Then it's work work work until time to leave. Quickly changing into her running gear, all pink and girly, she likes to jog through the traffic fume laden streets home. Then it's a quick shower and change before going to the gym for three hours and Tania's Total Tanning for a quick top up of her spray on tan before home, a scrummy fruit smoothie and bed with Rudi, her ever so sweet Chihuahua. Does this sound like anyone that you know?
6 people like this
• United States
22 Jun 08
For a minute I thought you were writing about me until I saw that she pays an extra $100 to get her hair done!!! WTF? No, not me. But after taking part in a 19 mile hike up and down and across some rocky steep and overgrown with poison ivy terrain last weekend fitness is now a priority with me. It also helps that when I went shopping last weekend I bought juniors size 13 hip hugger low rise capri length jeans and a juniors size large white halter top with horizontal stripes across the midsection. Never in a million years would I have thought I would have ever purchased above mentioned outfit for myself....my daughter maybe, but never myself. But you know what? It fits and I look great in it! I still have 20 days until my wedding and if I lose any more weight I am in danger of having my wedding gown be too big. I love it!
24 Jun 08
Thanks, dear P1key. I used to know quite alot of those when I worked in the office world. But they are just so superficial and don't look beyond that. It is all about who you know, what you wear, how much your stuff is worth. There is so much more to people that just that stuff.
23 Jun 08
Yes, I do have an aquaintance who seems a little bit like that, don't think she pays a stupid amount for her hair though. She's getting on a bit but looks a heck of a lot younger, she could kick the poop out of me if she really wanted to (and I'm actually quite tough for a fish you know). She always looks well groomed. I don't know if she goes to the gym, I think she does, she does do kick-boxing I know that. I really wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of her, but she's a lovely friendly lady who my Dad chats to quite a bit.
• United States
22 Jun 08
Good Lord no, I don't know anyone like this.. I am not sure that I would want to know them.. I totally hate people who can exercise everyday, not eat a weeks worth of groceries in one setting, keep their nails unchipped, unchewed and have an all over tan.. I can't stand someone who drinks French water, eats healthy and exercises like the one you described.. Give me chocolate and pour it down my throat while I am lounging in the Lazy boy trying to make up my mind as whether to take a nap or eat more.. I believe that I am the one living the good life, not Clemmy..
• Garden Grove, California
22 Jun 08
sorry Pikefish this does not ring a bell for me as I have never had the fortune or misfortune to do all the nice self promoting things this lady does lol. one hundred dollars for a hair cut or whatever? wow. Wonder if her water has a bit of nuclear energy in it. And she sure does not eat so she has a gorgeous figure oh my no I have not a clue. nobody I know around here. lol