Wake Up and Let's Get Rowdy!
By Sparks
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
Regina, Saskatchewan
July 24, 2008 2:29am CST
The lot is getting into a rut people!
Time to do something about it and I've just the solution.........
LET'S GET ROWDY!!!!
And here's how:
'Let’s get rowdy
Everybody raise a long neck
Common and show your red neck
Let me hear you say howdy
Let’s get rowdy
Let’s get rowdy
(Wait for it)
Let’s get rowdy
And let’s get crazy
I wanna get nuts nah nah
Let’s get crazy
Let’s get rowdy
Drive your mama crazy
Do you want a padded room nah nah nah
Let’s get rowdy
Let’s get nuts nah nah nah
Let’s get rowdy!"
No more bi*chin' unless it's about your red neck ways. No more freakin' and peakin' unless it's about your crazy relatives and the neighbour who drives you to drink.
So everyone, tell me your red neck stories and let's all have a hoedown good laugh!
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10 responses
@rogue13xmen13 (14402)
• United States
24 Jul 08
I love red neck stories. I especially love the red neck kings of comedy. Larry "the Cable Guy", Jeff Foxworthy... man, you always have to have a little red neck in you.
@rogue13xmen13 (14402)
• United States
24 Jul 08
Hey, what about Larry "The Cable Guy"? "Getter done!"
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
24 Jul 08
Jeff Foxworthy is my hero! He really made me understand American culture! ROFL
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
24 Jul 08
Oh momma, where have you been? New York is full of rednecks! They're called TOURISTS! ROFL
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@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
24 Jul 08
Ok Sparks who woke you up it was not me you where already awake I have been back to bed since we spoke lol as it was to early and I got tired
If you want noise that is no problem, if you want Rowdy, no problem, I shall send Gissi as he is really doing my Head in with his shouting at everyone lol
Just because windows and Doors are open he seems to think he has to shout at everyone including CARS[b][/b] so do you want me to send him on here or even better do you want me to send him to you on the next Plane lol
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
24 Jul 08
Oh yes please Gabs - next plane and I'll make him the mylot redneck dog mascot! That'll teach the little bugger to behave! ROFL
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@Hatley (163772)
• Garden Grove, California
25 Jul 08
hi sp;ark wonder if getting rowdy and sayin howdy to my neighbors on either side of me would get at leaast a smile or hello from them. we have been here for five years and these two families must be from iceland, they cannot smile nor say good morning back,I think they must be from iceland, I say good morning the woman nods her head like the dog in the back window of a car, up and down. I say good morning to the other neighbor he grunts something undecipherable so lets get rowdy and wake them up, hey neighbor how are things with you say howdy and rowdy to you.swing your neighbor, dont be shy, pick that pretty lady with the sty, swing your neighbor dont be shy, let him fly right up in the sky.
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
25 Jul 08
When I win the lottery and can fund a mylot party, we're going to have it on your front lawn. We'll wake up the neighbours and teach them to line dance, say howdy and be NEIGHBOURLY! LOL
It just sucks when your neighbours are so withdrawn from being --- well from being neighbours! I couldn't live like that. I'd be rocking the neighbourhood and going broke from all the fines I'd have to pay! LOL
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@tessah (6617)
• United States
24 Jul 08
;chews on a peice of hay; weve had our redneckerish moments on OH-kay-shun ain we there sparkie? how them dere posies we planted in that fancy mowin machine doin? really dont feel like reckOHlecktin mah own backwoods upbringin from a tot.. so i offer instead.. some theme music.. lets git ignint lets git hectic!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=bTdGJuDZp4I
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lol
@Rosekitty (19368)
• San Marcos, Texas
24 Jul 08
Morning Sparky!
Lots of Rednecks here in Texas..and even my part of town..now they don't come around on Horses..but they do come and Hoop and Hollar in their big old trucks..carrying their longnecks..scooping up any type of gal willing or not and letting us know they love their country music, their Mama's and their Good Old Boys!
They usually leave their remains of partying allover their yards..thats why you will never see a Redneck become president..oh wait..we do have one..LOL
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@sid556 (30953)
• United States
25 Jul 08
sparks, do you really have to do this in the middle of the freaking nite. it is 1;45 am already! I agree, we need some zip around here but heck...i worked 10 hours and i got on here and now I'm ready for some good old sleep. can this not wait till morning?
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@sid556 (30953)
• United States
25 Jul 08
howdy there....i'm doing another 10 hour shift tonite. I'll be back here hmmm..about midnight....be ready and have a tall one waiting for me....i mean it. I normally do bud but lets do corona tonite...make sure you got the limes. ok? i shall return.
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
27 Jul 08
It's nearly midnight, the corona's on ice and the limes are cut.
SO WHERE ARE YOU? LOL
@underdogtoo (9579)
• Philippines
25 Jul 08
I'm no good when it comes to getting rowdy. Sure, I can say howdy but I just can't get rowdy. I don't mind other people getting rowdy, I kinda enjoy watching them do it. For me, getting rowdy is a spectator sport and I like to watch. Cheers!!
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
25 Jul 08
LOL, the older I get the more I feel just like you!
Don't want to wake anybody.
@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
25 Jul 08
Hey Olive, there's no law against getting rowdy NOW! HeeHaw! LOL
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@p1kef1sh (45681)
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24 Jul 08
I've teased Goodie and cuddled Nova. Begged LnP for fun and harangued the US about health care. I've gotten Annie captured and made Ruby a hero. There are french maids in the chicken shed, thin people that are now fat all the better for their health and now UK roads are going to be made straight to help drunks get home more easily. Phew, I'd pop over for a rest but I don't want concrete boots! So I'm standing here naked and saying cover me in your haute couture, I'm gonna be a redneck today in a dress!! See if I don't!
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@sparkofinsanity (20471)
• Regina, Saskatchewan
24 Jul 08
Pictures please!
Here's some redneck jokes for ya:
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A REDNECK IF:
You think "loading the dishwasher" means getting your wife drunk.
You were shooting pool when any of your children were born.
Your school fight song was "Dueling Banjos."
Your wife has ever said, "Come move this transmission so I can take a bath." You've ever given rat traps as gifts.
You clean your fingernails with a stick.
You've ever hit a deer with your car, deliberately.
Your mother has "ammo" on her Christmas list.
You keep a can of RAID on your kitchen table.
You've totaled every car you've ever owned.
There has ever been crime-scene tape on your bathroom door.
You ever got too drunk to fish.
Your front porch collapses and kills more than five dogs.
You consider the fifth grade your senior year.
Directions to your house include, "Turn off the paved road."
The dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.
You prefer car keys to Q-Tips.
You've ever financed a tattoo.
The gas pedal in your car is shaped like a bare foot.
You've ever bought a used cap.
You've ever been involved in a custody fight over a hunting dog.
You're considered an expert on wormbeds.
You think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
But my favorite: You think straightening a road will solve the drinking problem!ROFL
