This is how Beckham looks without any makeup
@joyadalia (1408)
Philippines
September 10, 2008 10:18pm CST
Well, take a look. This is how uncyclopedia captioned this photograph. Do you think that it is at all possible? 
"David Beckham, also known as The Anti-Zidane, is an English metrosexual model and hospital patient and the least over-hyped soccer player in the world. He single-hanedly has lost six consecutive World Cups for England because no one seems to realize he is an average player at best until he gets on the biggest stage. Hence the name "The Anti-Zidane". When he isn't modelling or sporting an injury, he is occasionally seen on a football pitch, but only for five minutes, for which he is paid 180,000,000,000,000,000,000 US Dollars (approximately 3 Euros or less)."For the whole article, you can check out: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Beckham
"David Beckham, also known as The Anti-Zidane, is an English metrosexual model and hospital patient and the least over-hyped soccer player in the world. He single-hanedly has lost six consecutive World Cups for England because no one seems to realize he is an average player at best until he gets on the biggest stage. Hence the name "The Anti-Zidane". When he isn't modelling or sporting an injury, he is occasionally seen on a football pitch, but only for five minutes, for which he is paid 180,000,000,000,000,000,000 US Dollars (approximately 3 Euros or less)."For the whole article, you can check out: http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Beckham 1 response
