Ever tried squeezing one that just blew everyone socks offf!!!!

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Disclaimer/Intro : This may be viewed as a deeply personal issue in which case you may not want to respond or a very comical issue depending on your mood and temperament. Yes I am talking about flatulence,some call it passing wind (at least my grandmother did),that embarrassing natural bodily function that some people especially pretty girl claim they never do. I am not afraid to admit that I pass wind or flatulence (not that i have a choice lol) whatever you want to call it .its just that sometimes it chooses the most inopportune time to be free.Imagine you are in a crowd perhaps even one with a young lady that you have been admiring for some time and you feel one coming on ,you fiercely try to resist the urge but you must .Unfortunatley you cant move or know if you can move in time to get away ,so you are paralysed for the time being and it here ,you squeeze and squeeze ,wishing it would go away but phreeeeeeeeeeeeeeew ,it announces its entry in to the world in grand fashion and suddenly everyone looks in your direction with accusing eyes ,YOU HAVE BEEN FOUND OUT.Oh you wish the earth would take you in.Still, there is another scenario you manage to let off a silent one and hope and pray everything is ok but then comes the storm after the calm and everyone is running away from you and covering their noses.I SUGGEST YOU DO THE SAME !!!!!! AND DISOWN TAHT ONE !!!! OR BE A MAN AND BEG FORGIVENESS. Disclaimer :This discussion is not intended to encourage bad personal hygiene or ethics ,just mentioning the inevitability of some bodily functions.