Just for laughs-Poor Tom.....
By Daffodil20
@Daffodil20 (1754)
India
December 23, 2008 12:00pm CST
Tom, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Tom and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Tom says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blond replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Tom placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death. The blond was very upset and handed her $20 to Tom, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Tom replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and so I knew he would jump."
The blond replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Tom took the money ...
(Poor Tom ....
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4 responses
@Opal26 (17679)
• United States
24 Dec 08
Hi daffodil! That was funny! I love those blond jokes! So
glad I'm not blond! By the way, you look so pretty in your
dress! Where were you going all dressed up? You look like a
princess! You are smart, pretty and can tell jokes too!
I was never able to tell jokes. I can never remember them and
if I do I always mess them up! So I leave the joke telling
to everyone else! Nice job Daffodil!
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@Daffodil20 (1754)
• India
24 Dec 08
Hahahahaha. Thankyou so much Opal. I love good jokes and witty remarks. It brings laughter right from your tummy tickling its way up releasing in a hearty manner even before your mind registers whats happening. Hahahahahaha.
The picture in avtar is of my sister's. We were going for our club party.
Thankyou Opal. You are so encouraging.

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@Daffodil20 (1754)
• India
23 Dec 08
No one minds getting amused and it did. Great!
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@windchimebooks (314)
• United States
23 Dec 08
LOL. That's funny. Made me laugh. Thanks. I needed a laugh today.
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