Anyone From Nigeria???.......Looking For Assistance.

I'm sorry. You didn't claim your prize quick enough so they sent it to me instead. Tell you what I'll split it with you. What's half of 0 ?

Hey sconi! Nice avatar! You won too! Oh no! I thought I was the only winner! Damn! Now I have to share! WTF do these azzwholes think we are! They just keep sending these "spam" emails and I just keep deleting them! They are so annoying! How many people do you think have fallen for them? I know that there are actually people out there that have! Not me! I just get so angry that they have the nerve to even bother to type them up and send them out over and over again! Why doesn't someone stop them already?

you are so lucky!!you actually got these mails!!and all i ever get is "how to increase the*****size"blah blah and so sad i donti think even have one i am a little farther from nigeria but i will do all i can to help you(how can i turn down such a tempting offer). even have one

I found some information about their conferences. Apparently they stay at a five star hotel with actual running water. "The hotel was very, very upscale. The running water was a nice touch! - Dr, Collins Mdadiwe http://j-walk.com/other/conf/ And yes, I know this is not real but whoever did this is pure genius.

ya know, I hate to brag.... but I MAY already be a millionaire.. according to publisher's clearing house! they sent me a letter, not long ago.. but I've been too busy to write back and thank em.. I was out shopping and I maxed out all the credit cards I had .. so now I'm applying for some new ones.. *thinking* I hope I can get that big check to the bank without having to rent a truck....

Priceless! Of course, I wouldn't fall for a scam like that. I've been fortunate enough to find real love online instead. Don't be jealous, but Tatiana from Russia has emailed me to let me know that she has seen my profile and avatar here in MyLot, thinks I'm most attractive and that I am the man of her dreams. Now all I have to do is email her back to find out where to send her money so she can travel to meet me ...

i got a lot of these letters in my email too... mine was even sent to my house by post... i don't know how they are able to get hold of my address... too bad that they spell my name wrongly... anyway, i will be a dumb person if i fall into this scam... there is no such thing as free money in this world... take care and have a nice day...

Hmmm ... in the words of my new-found friend, "Cynthia Woody": 'Your will have such a biggie pride it will be enough even to divide.' I am not sure quite what she means by this (and Firefox says that the link she gives to her store is a big red no-no) but the message is headed "Now a large, long and thick member in pants has a name." Any member here who is overweight, tall, wears pants and is ... er ... a little lacking in the brain department? Oh ... maybe she means an 'Honourable Member' (of the British Parliament). Did I hear anyone say Brown? [Wanders off humming 'Golden Brown'] Anyone for panda spanking?

Somehow those poor Nigerian are very rich my friend and FBI is looking for all of listed friends. I believe that in the next week or so they will try to send me next lottery letter from Nigeria. I can be more that happy to transfer all of Nigeria winning money to you.....

Oh yeah can't they just be so annoying.... !!!!

I get over 100 of these type of scam e-mails every day on my yahoo account,it's so senseless that i no longer use my yahoo account anymore...i bet you that i've got 100s if not 1000s of these annoying e-mails telling me that i won this amount of money or that they need my assistance in transferring funds to my bank account...

Dear Mr S. Coni Bear, On behalf of the First National Nigerian State Lottery I would like to say CONGRATULATIONS! My mother is the wife of the late General Skweekz thetriggerthenhesded, a kind and brilliant man with many murders to his name. More than any other kind and brilliant General. On his deathbed, YES, on his very deathbed, he entrusted his wife, my mother, with details of a very secret bank account held by the Nobonds Baring Bank of Lagos in the sum of $40 million. I would like to send you this money. Yes all of it. Right now, as my mother is in urgent need of medical treatment for an as yet unidentified illness known only to the Great Prime Minister of the American People Mr Barak Bush. You will see from this that I am genuine. I will of course allow you to withhold not the 10% that you ask for, but a full 20% in respect of this great service that you will do to not only my family, but also the people of my poor country. You are a good lady, boy am I pleased that I came across you sir. Have no fear, I am quite genuine. Many many people can vouch for me. I am known to millions. I will send you the money. However, if you could just let me have $2000 in advance to cover my administrative costs in posting the money. My PayPal account is: youwilbelucky@happydaze.com. I look forward to seeing your money soon Wishing you the very best of everything and more besides I. Skeezethetriggerthenhesded

Hey - all those people are friends of mine! I have their emails in my in-box - it's such a small world, isn't it?

Hello Mr. Sconibear, I need your assistance too. If you would be kind enough to let me borrow your credit card details so I can claim my share of the late Dr. Tunde Yima's treasure---just for verification. I have been at wit's end for days now because I don't have a credit card, and the credit card companies are all rejecting my applications. Please, kind sir, I need Dr. Yima's money to pay my creditors with whom I owe the 2,500 dollars I sent to Dr. Yima's family as verification fee. I promise to give you half of the 769 million dollars I will be getting. That's a promise.

Hey sconibear. I have been receiving such spam email for quite a long time. From widows of some late generals that would like to deposit cash in European banks and to help them in these transactions. Well obvioiusly this is all a scam but I am pesplexed at how many people have fallen for this over the past years. (c) ronaldinu 2009 - the more people I meet-the more I love my dog

sconibear, In the first place, I do not think anyone will not be able to see this as a scam. I just would not bother at all so I think it would be good that we all be wary here and not be another head count on their scalp list. I have seen some people actually fall victim and it just leave me with a distaste for these scammers. I will hope that there will be a way to stamp these radicals and that the net will be a better environment in time to come. Till then, it will be my earnestness to see them defeated and behind bars. Cheers.